What is the sloppiest man you have ever seen?

There is a magical creature in this world called the Sloppy Man. In addition to being enigmatically stubborn and confident about their own personal hygiene, they also tirelessly disgust those around them. In the words of my colleague, every time I see a man like this, I can't help but want to throw him into a high-power automatic washing machine for twenty-four hours.

When it comes to sloppy men, I have a fair say.

My college classmate M is the boss of our dormitory. He is dark and fat. He speaks with a very high voice. When you see him, you can think of King Kong. When he first entered school, when he showed up in the classroom every morning with unkempt hair, we knew he hadn't washed up. Later, this situation lasted for more than a month, and everyone became accustomed to it. During my four years in college, the deepest impression I had on classmate M was that I smelled him before I saw him. His quilt was always tangled with a pile of dirty clothes, and half of the bed was always piled with a pile of tattered books. The school's logistics office washes sheets and quilts for students free of charge once a month, but M never bothers to change them because he feels it is completely unnecessary. Every night when he came back from outside, he happily kicked off his shoes, wrapped himself in a smelly quilt without taking off his clothes, and soon started snoring like thunder. We have been classmates for four years, and we rarely see classmate M take a shower. According to the brother opposite him, he usually doesn't wear underwear or socks, so we rarely see M changing and washing these things. He does have a washbasin, which is squeezed together with a pile of smelly shoes under the bed. There are towels with no visible original color accumulated all year round, dusty toothpaste and toothbrushes, and half a piece of dark soap. For such a person, it doesn't matter if he is sloppy and suffers the consequences, the key is that the whole dormitory suffers along with him. The smell, without exaggeration, was like a walking string of stinky tofu.

Speaking of which, my classmate M is considered the best in the world. After all, it is not easy to meet such a roommate in college. After joining the workforce, my colleague L became low-key sloppy. L has fair skin and looks gentle. He usually dresses neatly and changes his clothes every now and then. He seems to be a standard good socialist young man. Once he was very ill, and the office director and I stopped by to visit him. As a result, as soon as I entered the house, I was greeted by a sour smell. If he hadn't grunted twice behind the pile of clothes, I would have thought I had accidentally walked into a garbage dump. There was a layer of dust everywhere in the room. There were instant noodle soup and various socks that had been thrown away for who knows how many days scattered in the corners. The white floor tiles were covered with black stains accumulated over the years. There were just a few full bags of garbage. Stack around the bedside table. At that moment, I felt like my world view was being refreshed. L, who was lying in a pile of clothes, kept asking us to sit down politely. Where on earth could I sit? There was no room at all in the house. On the way back to the company, the office director told me a joke with a serious face: There once was a god who changed his clothes every day, but only washed his clothes once a year. Later, this joke became popular everywhere in our company.

Of course, in addition to these two best, the sloppy men in life also have their own quirks.

Some people like to stuff their socks and underwear under the pillow, because this way they can have a sweet dream.

Some people’s leather shoes can be worn from the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year to the evening of the New Year’s Eve. Why does he prefer leather shoes so much? Because there is no need to wash it.

Some people like to wear white socks, but the part covered in the shoes is always the same color as the ankle.

There is a layer of white powder floating on someone's shoulders all year round. It is the snow squeezed out by thinkers during brainstorming.

Some people wore a down jacket for three winters. It is said that it was so that they could easily strike a match on their sleeves to keep warm.

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Congratulations, you already have a giant baby to feed before giving birth. You will force him to change his underwear and coat every day, and force him to wash his face and brush his teeth every night. The first time or two he listens to you is to give you face, but as time goes by he will scold you if you keep nagging him. Then you can only sleep in the same bed with a pile of smelly meat every day.

What's worse is that there is a fucking prejudice in this society: they rarely laugh at a sloppy man, but will laugh at his woman for not being diligent and virtuous enough for not taking care of her man neatly.

Also, most of the sloppy men are because of one word: laziness. He could play mahjong and play games all day and all night, but he would never take ten minutes to take a shower. Therefore, you can’t even expect him to wash dishes, mop the floor and do housework for you. He doesn't even want to clean his own body, so how can he be willing to clean areas other than your body? In the next few decades of marriage, in addition to going to work, having children, cooking and doing housework, you will also have to wash this man's dirty underwear and socks every now and then, clean his ashtrays, and follow him to pick up the trash. , endured the stench in his mouth, and had sex with him, and watched him pick his nose and feet unscrupulously in front of the children... Oh my god, just thinking about it makes me feel despair with no end in sight.

This is not over yet. The most terrible thing is that a sloppy man is very likely to have a failed career. Because how can someone who can’t even take care of their own life do other things well? If a man refuses to wash his face, he will definitely not tidy his desk, and he will definitely not arrange his work in an orderly manner. And for people who make a mess at work, their prospects will definitely not be optimistic. The top classmate M I mentioned earlier, do you imagine him as a Frankenstein? He obtained various patents before graduating from college. After graduation, he successfully joined the top 500 companies and reached the pinnacle of his life? The actual situation is that he failed consecutive courses because of poor study, did not get his degree certificate, and did not participate in the thesis defense. He barely managed to get a diploma, and then disappeared completely. Similarly, Mr. L is also notoriously unpopular in the workplace. He is procrastinating, undisciplined, and selfish. He has been working in the workplace for five or six years without any improvement. When the boss mentions him in private, he always misses him and tells him to get out. .

Therefore, a man worthy of being entrusted with his life, or a man worthy of being reused by his boss, must first be a clean man. Except for a handful of big shots with eccentricities, if you count the men around you who are successful in their careers or who are considerate and considerate of their families, which one of them doesn’t take care of himself first and look glamorous?

(You are welcome to tell me, who is the sloppiest man you have ever seen?)