Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - What April Fool's jokes can be played?

What April Fool's jokes can be played?

Sometimes some people do say their thoughts in a joking tone.

Here's what I said as a joke to my closest friend:

1. I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat.

If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in-my heart.

If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever. Happy April Fool's Day.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day.

Today is April Fool's Day, and I think it's time to confess to you. No matter where you are today, as long as you smile and shout "I am a beauty" three times, I will appear in front of you.

6. Sorry, I accidentally sent "I like you" to your mobile phone. If accepted, please keep it; If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I feel that I have known you for so long, and you are very, very, very rare, and extremely stupid, so stupid that I don't even know that I like you …

8. I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and get up the courage to say to you, "I love you." Happy April Fool's Day.

9. The world is fine and the scenery is beautiful, but I just miss you. I like this world because of you.

10. I'll follow you wherever you fly; Wherever you run, I will chase you and kill you-smelly fly. Happy April Fool's Day.

1 1. Once I had a sincere love, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say, "I love you." If I want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day.

12. As long as my heart is still there, there will always be your place, and there is only one place; As long as your mobile phone is still there, there will be my infinite blessings to you, thousands of blessings. Miss you and bless you.

13. If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

14. Last night in my dream, God said to me: This April Fool's Day, you just need to send a message to your stupidest friend wishing him a happy holiday, and he will be a hundred times smarter. On second thought, I'd better send it to you, because you are so stupid that you don't even know that I like you.