Find some jokes about Japanese names and national flags.

That year, after Song Wu killed Ximen Qing, Pan Jinlian knew that there was a catastrophe and hurriedly ran for his life. She thought, this is all caused by Ximen Qing. Simon was unlucky and fled to the east gate. Finally, I found that there was no way out, so I had to cross the ocean and stay on an island. The baby was born. A few years later, the baby was short and short. She knows it belongs to Wu Dalang, but what should she call it? Just call it Taro. You don't believe me? Some Japanese are called Taro and Ichiro, but never Dalang, just because Wu Dalang is their ancestor. The Japanese figure is caused by Wu Dalang's genes. Mother and son live on the island. Botti couldn't help being lonely and made up his mind about his son. In the end, the mother and son became a good thing, and people on nearby fishing boats criticized them. Botti cursed: "My son is my own son. I don't care what you do." Later, everyone called them "Japanese". The more children I raise, the more Taro thinks, why don't I build a country and get rid of the addiction of being an emperor. The country should have a national flag, because Pan Jinlian was killed by his son too many times, which led to frequent vaginal bleeding. So I often put a plaster on my vagina and change it several times a day. Pan Jinlian said: "It's a pity to throw these plasters away. Let's take them as the national flag, and the plaster flag will become the national flag of Japan." There is a circle of Pan Jinlian's blood on it. In order to bring good luck to the Lao Wu family, four big characters were specially written on the flag: "Wu Yunchang". Gradually, due to the increasing number of Japanese, Taketaro is a little out of control. They often wander for a long time for a little trifle. So Taketaro changed his strategy of governing the country. He selected some representatives from the people and conveyed them to the ministers around him through the representatives, and then the ministers wrote them out and conveyed them to him. But they couldn't write, so they turned to Pan Jinlian, who started a cram school, but because Pan Jinlian and Taketaro were close relatives, they got married. Therefore, the Japanese are all mentally retarded, and some only remember radicals, resulting in many words that are different from ours. This is the Japanese who came into being later. Pan Jinlian was still afraid that Song Wu would retaliate against him, so she arranged some people to protect her. When Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang were together, they often watched Song Wu practice martial arts. He could see some ways and taught them some moves he remembered. After Pan Jinlian's death, later generations named it Bushido, but because of its low cultural level, it became Bushido.

However, some of Pan Jinlian's descendants, like Pan Jinlian, have a strong sexual desire and often masturbate in places where no one is around, so there is a Japanese masturbation team, and some masturbate on some desert islands, such as Diaoyu Island, not far from Taiwan Province Province.