Tell a joke.

A: "Why are you running so fast?"

B: "My father is ill. Go and get a doctor. "

A: "What a dutiful son."

B: "You don't know, my old man has a high salary. If anything happens, he can't afford to suffer! "

Only I know.

When Peter came home from school, he proudly told his father, "Dad, you know,

Today I am the only student in the school who can answer this question. "

"I really want to hear, how did the teacher ask you?" Father said with satisfaction.

"He asked,' Who broke the glass in the corridor?' ……"

For this reason.

Mike took the children to a small snack shop and wanted to buy them some ice cream.

The clerk asked bluntly, "Chocolate or vanilla?" There seems to be no choice at all.

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"Don't you have any other tastes?" Mike asked, "I'm tired of eating both."

"Sir," the clerk said quietly, "if you know, let the children decide.

It takes half a day to eat chocolate or vanilla; If you put all the varieties

Move out, then you won't have time to determine your taste. "

"Sir," the clerk said quietly, "if you know, let the children decide.

It takes half a day to eat chocolate or vanilla; If you put all the varieties

Move out, then you won't have time to determine your taste. "

exaggerate

"Dad, I saw a big car out of the window, as big as a building!"

"Son, why do you always exaggerate things? I've told you 654.38+00000 times,

Such bad habits must be resolutely changed! "

forewarn

The teacher called the roll in class: "Is everyone here? Ah, is little Peter there? Little Peter! "

But no one answered.

At this moment, Vladimir stood up and said, "Shh! Teacher, little Peter is sleeping. He is sleeping.

I told everyone not to wake him up before! "

Talk less and listen more

Xiao Ming asked his father, "Why do you have two ears and one mouth?"

Dad said, "This is to ask you to listen to other people's advice more and speak less yourself."

Words. "

Careful consideration, careful planning

Father: Son, the teacher wrote me a note saying that you were not paying attention in class.

Talk, always love to talk.

Child: How many times did the teacher speak more than I did in class?

Father: The teacher is giving a lecture to the students.

policeman's baton

Jiajia went to the concert with her mother.

Jia Jia: "Mom, what is the man standing in front of the band doing with a stick?"

Mom: "My dear child, have you seen those musical instruments?" They send out all kinds of no.

With the sound, the man mixed them together with a stick! "

Raise your hand

The headmaster is coming to class. The teacher greeted the students in advance, hoping that everyone would accumulate.

Please raise your hand to speak.

Mr. Brown stood up and said to the teacher, "If we can't answer your question, then."

Isn't it embarrassing? "

The teacher thought for a moment and thought it was reasonable, so he added, "Well,

Raise your left hand if you can answer, raise your right hand if you can't answer. "

Teacher-student question and answer

"Matthew, be careful. 1 "said the teacher.

"How much is 4 minus 4?"

"It's equal to 8, teacher."

The teacher asked, "How did you work it out?"

Matthew replied, "Just cut off all four corners of the table."

You are drunk.

The son accompanied his father to the bar. Afraid of his father getting drunk, he asked, "How do you know yourself?"

Drunk? "Dad replied without thinking," There are two people sitting there. If you see them.

There are four, that is drunk! "The son quickly reached out to help his father." We should go home.

There's only one person sitting over there. You're drunk! "

Uncertain/unstable

The father asked his son, "How long can the apples be kept when they are picked?"

The son immediately replied, "It depends on the master's appetite."

calculate

Little Bi Ye walked into a grocery store.

The clerk asked, "What do you want, son?"

"10 pound 15 francs a pound of sugar, 4 pounds of 90 francs a pound of coffee, and 2 pounds of 27 francs a pound.

Milk and thirty francs of bread. "Bi Ye said.