Wechat is a funny topic material.

1, I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, Lu You got angry, and then my family couldn't surf the Internet. The lost girl finally found her place. There are plenty of people's backgrounds, and I only have my back. 4. The teacher's teaching impressed Xiao Ming deeply, so the next day, he inserted a pair of false teeth. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite. 6. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning. 7. Hey, Demo! Call yourself fat and out of breath. 8. The sky is actually colorless. It didn't deceive you, you just deceived yourself with your own eyes. 9, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light. 10, there must be a very important moment every day, which is used to be in a daze. 1 1. Facing hooligans, I am a scholar. In front of literati, I am a rogue. 12. Time flies. It was dark as soon as I got up. 13, the chemistry teacher asked, what about gas leakage? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down. 14, you promised not to make me cry, but you smoked me with onions. 15, who hasn't died since ancient times, it's your turn next. 16, be strong, failure is also a part of success, where you fall, where you are wrong. 17, this kind of thing, sleeping, really still sleeps soundly on the school table. 18, each class has a harem, and there are always a few people vying for favor. 19, I think my math scores are very worthy of the math teacher's face value! Brother, don't let me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a blood shed. The funny topic material of WeChat Chat 2 is most suitable for WeChat Chat. Humorous sentence 1, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people! 2. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate. 3. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat! 4, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love. The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably! 6. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing. 7. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it. 8. How far is forever? Get out, boy! Give me a girl and I can create a country. 10, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit. 1 1, I want to puppy love, but it's already late ... 12, my god! My clothes have lost weight again. The important task after 13 and 80 is to manufacture 08. 14, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back ~ ~. 15, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.