Complete Ma Ji crosstalk bragging lines.

Y: We know very well that bragging harms the country, the collective and the individual?

Z: Not good?

Y: not good Now some people continue to brag.

Z: What else is there now? ?

Y: Some people brag. You said you had such great ability. Why didn't the flood blow the other day?

Hello. Hi?

Y: he can't play?

Z: Right, right, right?

Y: pure bragging

Z: Then why did he blow? ?

Y: Just to show myself. What? If you are smart, are you superior?

Zhang: Is that right?

Y: that's all?

Z: Is there such a person now?

Yes Personal. ?

Z: Where is it? ?

Y: Now you are one of them. ?

Hello. No, no.

Y: huh?

Z: You should brag. I have no experience. ?

You are modest. What? I told you before that you are a braggart. Right?

Z: What's the matter? No, no.

Y: huh? ?

Z: Then I can't compete with you, an old hand at blowing the altar. . . ?

Y: ha. . . I am a veteran of the altar. Who doesn't know that you are new here? Blowing is better than blowing. ?

Z: So you are an old hand at blowing horses.

Y: Does it blow after the Yangtze River and before it?

Z: Have you finished eating?

Y: Do you play well?

Z: You really should brag. You are far from it. ?

Y: You showed your true colors. Ah. Can you blow (thumbs up)?

Z: To tell you the truth, I have praised it for more than ten years. ?

Y: ouch. May I not have it?

Zhang: Hmm. . . ?

Y: more than ten years?

Zhang: Hmm. . . ?

Y: I've only been playing for more than 20 years. Ha. . . ?

Z: He is longer than me. ?

Y: what's the matter

Can I tell you something?

Y: huh?

Z: I have the ability to brag?

Y: trick? ?

Zhang: Huh?

Y: I'm bragging. Is this my secret recipe?

Z: Did I blow the square energy round?

Y: Did I blow up the short one?

Z: Can I make the ugly beautiful?

Y: I can revive the dead. (blowing)?

Zhang: Ha. . . Tell you what?

Y: huh?

Z: Our family is a boastful family. How's it going?

Y: Our family comes from a boastful family. How's it going?

Z: Then our family is a professional braggart. Haha, blow?

Y: Our family is a bragging joint venture. ?

Z: Bragging and joint ventures?

Y: tax-free for three years. Blow it, haha. . . ?

Tell you what?

Y: huh?

Z: Our family is a bragging factory?

Y: Our family is a bragging trust?

Z: Then our family will be the bragging center of the world. What are you still blowing? World center. . . ?

Y: Your center was bombed by our family?

Z: no comparison. You can't compete, can you?

Y: Hehe, how about it, hehe?

Z: Nice compliment. ?

Y: That's not good, is it?

Z: oops?

Y: that's right. It's no use bragging, huh?

Z: No, no, cross talk can't beat you?

Y: Do you speak crosstalk well?

Z: hey. . . We are all modest again. Well, who doesn't know you? You are a master, a master of authority. (thumbs up)?

Y: No, no, no, I can't compare with you. ?

Zhang: What? ?

Y: You are a rising star and a representative of the new trend. Ha ha. . . ?

Z: Hehe, no, no,no. Your cross talk is elegant but not vulgar. ?

Y: Oh, your cross talk is humorous and implicit. ?

Z: Your cross talk is very popular. ?

Y: Is your cross talk a household name?

Z: Is your cross talk known to all women and children?

Y: Is your cross talk childlike? Huh?

Z: Is your cross talk a pearl of oriental art?

Y: Oh, where does your cross talk belong to people all over the world?

Your crosstalk makes people laugh their heads off.

Y: Does your cross talk make people vomit?

Z: leaking medicine? ?

Y: Yes, it's exciting, haha. . . ?

Z: That can't compare with you. ?

Y: huh? ?

Z: Your cross talk is very useful. ?

Y: Your cross talk is very useful. ?

Zhang: Last time in Beijing?

Y: huh? ?

Z: A factory in the eastern suburb is on fire. Then all the fire departments in the city went, but they didn't come to the rescue. I have no choice but to invite you. When you get there, have a cross talk with the fire and watch the flame slide down. Come on, it's coming out. How's it going? hahaha. . . ?

Y: blowing endlessly. Can my crosstalk still put out the fire? ?

Z: Does it work (thumbs up)?

Y: That's not as useful as you.

Z: How am I? ?

Y: Our cream factory in the eastern suburbs of Beijing can't produce milk, so we went to him and blew on the cows. ?

Z: Did you blow it? ?

Y: I talked to the cow. I said a cross talk and moved the cow. Oh, I cried. A test, all milk. Collapse. . It flowed into the Yangtze River, and then there was a flood. ?

Z: It's not that big. It's a mess Supposedly, you Ma Ji can blow too much. ?

Y: Ma Ji? ?

Z: You Ma Ji. ?

Y: Where is Ma Ji? Alas, Ma Ji? Old man, are you there? ?

Z: Hey, this braggart can't even find himself. ?

Y: Who is Ma Ji? ?

Z: You are Ma Ji. ?

Y: No, I'm not Ma Ji. ?

Z: Then who are you? ?

Y: me? Not worth mentioning. ?

Who are you? ?

Y: I'm Xiao Zhaoyan. Hey, hey, hey, ha ha ha. . . ?

Z: Zhao Yanxiao?

Little Zhao Yan, is this me?

Z: You are Zhao Yan. Who am I? ?

Y: Oh, I can see that. (clapping hands)?

Zhang: Huh?

Y: Mr Ma Lao, you must be the respected Ma Ji. Okay？

Z: We switched? ?

Y: Oh, Mr. Ma, everyone knows that he is knowledgeable. Oh, Ma Ji, Mr. Ma?

Zhang: What? ?

Y: You can call it a living encyclopedia. hahaha. . . (clapping hands)?

Z: No, I can't compete with you in Ma Ji, Zhao Yan. ?

Y: huh? ?

Zhang: You are so knowledgeable. Everyone knows that you know astronomy and geography. ?

No, I, Zhao Yan, have seen you. Ma Ji, is everything okay?

Z: I saw you in Ma Ji, Zhao Yan, so I stayed away from you. ?

Y: I can't. I Zhao Yan can't compete with you, Ma Ji. Hehe?

Z: I can't compete with you in Ma Ji, Zhao Yan. ?

Y: This is Zhao Yan. ?

Z: I'm much worse in Maji. ?

Y: I, Zhao Yan, am nothing. ?

Z: me. . . ?

Y: I, Zhao Yan, am not a good person. ?

Z: hey?

Y: I have to die of old age. I have to feed the dog when I die. ?

Z: That's ridiculous. How can I put it? I scolded. ?

Y: hey, hey, blow. Hey hey. . . ?

Z: This is so exciting. Come again. ?

Y: Say it again?

Tell you what?

Y: huh?

Z: This time, are we finished?

Y: I'll blow if you blow. ?

Z: Blow if you want.

Y: what's that?

Z: Are you listening?

Y: come on?

Z: I'm too capable?

Y: I'm much more capable than you?

Z: I like smoking. I smoke three boxes of cigarettes at a time. ?

Y: I like drinking. I drink four and a half tons a meal. ?

Z: Are we addicted to drinking and dying?

Y: would you like a drink?

Can I tell you something?

Y: hmm, hmm?

Z: I'm not just eating, drinking and having fun?

Y: huh?

Z: I still attach importance to learning.

Y: really?

Z: I often read books with my ears. Hey hey hey?

Y: special function, good good. Asking around, I always eat with my nose. Whew. . . Are you full?

Z: Well, I use my armpits to find minerals. ?

Y: I use my throat to generate electricity?

Z: I can see people through the wall. ?

Y: I saw your money through your clothes. Hey hey hey?

Z: I had a high fever last night?

Y: I had a high fever last night?

Z: Do I have a high fever?

Y: I burned worse than you?

Z: I burn 69 degrees 8?

Y: I burn 74 degrees 6?

Z: You didn't burn to death?

Y: burn?

Z: Am I badly burned?

Y: Uh ...?

Z: I touched a corn kernel in my hand, and my hand turned into popcorn. ?

Y: You can't compete with me. ?

Zhang: What's the matter? ?

Y: I had a kettle on my head and I boiled the water in three minutes. ?

Z: fuel tank?

Y: burn, burn. Hey hey hey?

Z: I invited someone to dinner last night?

Y: I also invited someone to dinner last night?

Z: How to blow him?

Y: come on?

Z: Is it bad to eat it?

Y: huh?

Z: I swallowed chopsticks?

Y: it breaks when I eat it?

Zhang: What?

Y: I swallowed that spoon?

Z: I ate it and it went bad?

Y: huh?

Z: Did I bite off a piece of the plate?

Y: it breaks when I eat it?

Zhang: Ah, what?

Y: Shall I bite off a pressure cooker?

Z: I ate it and it went bad?

Y: huh?

Z: I bit off this desktop?

Y: it breaks when I eat it?

Z: What else do you bite? Bite?

Y: I, I bit my nose off?

Zhang: Ah. . . ?

Y: bite your nose? ?

Zhang: Huh?

Y: Can you reach it?

Z: I stood in a chair and bit it?

Y: Never heard of it?

Z: I am young and mature?

Y: I am older than you?

Z: I went to college at the age of ten?

Y: I graduated from college at the age of nine?

Z: So I got married when I was eight?

Y: I'm seven and my son is thirteen?

Z: That's more like it. Come again. ?

Y: Bragging is not taxed, so brag, huh?

Z: I was scarred when I was six years old?

Y: I have had a tattoo on my forehead since I was five years old?

Z: I hunched over when I was four years old?

Y: I've had a beard since I was three years old?

Z: I went bald when I was two years old?

Y: I retired when I was born?

Zhao: Yes. Come again. What did you say?

Y: come again. What did you say?

Tell you, am I tall?

Y: am I tall?

Z: I am 2.78 meters tall?

Y: I am 4.69 meters tall?

Z: And I'm tall. I am taller than that international building?

Y: I'm three stories taller than the international building?

Z: Or am I tall?

Y: am I tall?

Z: The plane hit my waist and flew here?

Y: Did the satellite hit me?

Z: I'm tall?

Y: am I tall?

Z: My head is blue and my feet are on the ground. I can't be any taller?

Y: or am I tall?

Zhang: What? ?

Y: My upper lip is close to the sky and my lower lip is in the gutter?

Zhao: What do you mean? ?

Y: A braggart doesn't want anything, hahaha?

Z: Hehehe.