English jokes about National Day

Father: Do you know? Today is the national day, and the anti-Japanese war has been successful!

Son:? The big day of National Day? Is it just Chinese?

Father: Guess what's in foreign countries?

Son: I don't know about this either. It must be a "national holiday"!

Father: ......

Dad: Do you know? Today is the National Day, and the Anti-Japanese War has won!

Son:? National day? Just China's?

Dad: Can you guess if there are any foreign countries?

Son: I don't know yet. It must be a national holiday!

Dad: ......