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Do you like crows or magpies? Why?

Magpie gives good news, very good! The crow predicts that something bad will happen to you, which is not bad! There are two big trees in crow and magpie village. Crows and magpies each occupy a big tree and nest at the top of the tree. Every morning, magpies stand on the branches, chirping and jumping around. Crows awakened by magpies do not want to live like this. I wanted to argue with magpie, but I thought that people living under the tree didn't like me very much, so I had the heart to swallow my ears and pretend to be deaf. But magpies can crow too much. Every day, the crow couldn't stand it, so he jumped out and said to the magpie, "What are you talking about all day?" It's really hard to hear. Are you bored? " The magpie was very interested, and suddenly it was choked by a crow. It was very unhappy, so it pulled down its face and said, "You also called! Who will cover your mouth! " "The crow said," I know you like good news, just shout a few times. Endless. This environment is polluted by your noise! """people are good news. You don't like it, but some people like it. Why don't you scream? When you scream, someone will either scold you or throw stones at you, you undertaker! "The crow didn't expect magpies to scold themselves like this. For a long time, it suppressed its emotions because of human incomprehension. How many times does it want to argue, or it comes with humiliation. Today, it met a magpie and exposed its shortcomings. It was very angry, so it suddenly broke out: "Do you think you can? You are misleading mankind by screaming like this, do you know? " Magpie laughed: "Misleading? This is a joke. Go down and ask everyone who lives around us whether they like me or you. " The crow calmed down and said, "It is your impetuous behavior that has caused me an unjust case that is difficult to reverse. I'm going to reverse my conviction today. It is true that we are a pair of angels serving mankind. God has made a division of labor for us. You give good news and I give bad news. But you took advantage of people's favorite characteristics, greatly exaggerating yourself and suppressing me, resulting in today's evil consequences ... "Before the crow finished, the magpie grabbed the topic:" Whoever wants to listen to your dumb voice, you will have something to do in the village, so people call you bird-mourning. " The crow went on to say, "You report good news every day instead of bad news, which paralyzes people's vigilance against disasters and leads to one tragedy after another in the village;" I, on the other hand, bear the responsibility of keeping watch, make an accurate prediction of the upcoming accidents in the village and remind people to pay attention to disaster prevention. Although I am not welcomed by human beings, I have actually done my duty as an angel. " The magpie retorted, "Don't overestimate yourself. The word-of-mouth of human beings is the most important, and what you say does not count. "The crow said," I have been under great pressure from public opinion for many years, but I am not moved by it, and I still go my own way without resentment. I don't want people to misunderstand me, I just want to be loyal to God. "The magpie didn't listen to the crow at all. It jumped from the branch to the tile beam of the house under the tree and barked loudly on purpose. It was in high spirits when it saw people under the eaves smiling at it. He squinted at the crow. "Why don't you come down and try?" The crow ignored it, spread its wings and flew around in the air. It found a thick cloud floating here in the northwest, which landed on the tile beam under the tree and called to the idle people under the eaves for a while. Unexpectedly, the man couldn't help cursing it and clapped his hands and stamped his feet to drive it away. It had to make a few more phone calls before it left. Magpies are very proud of this scene, jumping and screaming, and the more they scream, the happier they are. Suddenly, dark clouds came over, with a hurricane, and the whole world was in a daze. After the hurricane, the village was in ruins, and there were cries of old people and children everywhere. The trees that stood on the village also fell in the hurricane.