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* A little shy, but I once said I love you loudly in the street.

* Go to the temple with me and ask for a sign. Hold my hand gently and kneel down together.

* Keep your word.

Never late-he won't get angry when I'm late.

* hug for a long time, very tight-almost every time I get up, I have to push him away slowly.

* Go to bed later and wake up earlier than me.

* Wake up in the hazy, gently call my name-that's right.

* Remember my date, shoe size and my biggest fear.

* I'm afraid of bugs. He won't laugh at me when I see them screaming loudly.

* Laughs like a bad guy-it's not.

When I don't feel well, I ask for leave to take me to the doctor and buy ice cream as a reward on my way back.

Don't drink while driving. Let me fasten my seat belt.

* Help me do housework every day. Talk while doing.

* Always help others, not why.

* Promise me: Never. Never.

* You can give him the yellow color of boiled eggs.

* Take a walk on a rainy day, walk behind my back through the stagnant water and say: You can be fatter.

* Don't walk away when quarreling.

* Admit if you are wrong.

He laughs when I tell jokes.

When I was shopping, I took a fancy to three colors of skirts of the same style. He said, try them all on.

When trying on shoes, he folded my cartoon socks and put them in his coat pocket.

* Always say, I'm here.

* His nails are neat and clean, and he likes me to cut his nails.

* Children like him and often play with a handful of mud downstairs.

* Gently unscrew the soda bottle I can't unscrew.

Book me a plane ticket when you are busy and let me take my parents out to play.

Tell me.-Call me 24 hours a day.

* Tell me-don't save money.

* Go to donate blood, come back and take out a "welfare biscuit" and give it to me with a smile.

I secretly bought a raincoat for two people and put it in the car.

* I like barefoot. He laid a small cashmere blanket under the co-pilot's feet.

Arguing with others sounds like an explanation

* taught me roller skating and helped me run almost 1000 km.

* Never chat online.

His secretary said to help him sew on the fallen button. He said thank you, no need.

* The flowers sent to me are potted flowers. Help me water them.

* Play chess with me and allow me to regret it.

He actually told his parents about me a long time ago. ...

* Like sports, take me to the hostess club.

* The jeans I wore ten years ago still fit me well.

He has a big dog, and his dog likes me.

* I asked him to return the Winnie the Pooh I gave him when we quarreled, but he refused to return it.

* I don't know the direction. He has a compass in his body, and he says-stay with me.

* Eat my leftovers.

* He chats with me when I have insomnia.

Higher than me, let him take what I can't.

Discuss important things with me, such as the investment plan for next year, whether to have a barbecue at the weekend, and whether to eat Chinese cabbage or Chinese cabbage for dinner.

* Stand outside the store bathroom and wait for me.

I caught a cold, but he still drank from my cup.

Adults, like me, never hesitate and never compare with other women.

You have to buy something that suits your heart-never ask the price when you buy it, and then use it for a long time.

Pick me up at the train station, arrive ten minutes early and bring a box of blueberry yogurt.

* Everything I bought for him is his favorite, and I won't give it to others.

He smells good, but he doesn't know it.

* Go shopping and go home, with one eye watching the TV game and the other watching me try on new clothes.

* Be gracious and distant to women.

* With him, the computer strike doesn't have to be painful all night.

* Rarely sigh.

* You can really find him anytime.

* I'm not afraid to die with him-I'm not afraid to live to be very old ...

* like adults together, like children with children.