Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - I can make money just by writing, so if I have the time, I still want to make money. I dare to openly confront their despicable behavior, so why should I use anonymous letters? Once they retire and ca

I can make money just by writing, so if I have the time, I still want to make money. I dare to openly confront their despicable behavior, so why should I use anonymous letters? Once they retire and ca

I can make money just by writing, so if I have the time, I still want to make money. I dare to openly confront their despicable behavior, so why should I use anonymous letters? Once they retire and can no longer make money, they are ridiculed, ridiculed and distanced by the masses. They then spread this evil fire on the heads of those they suspect. These two people are also very pitiful. One was kicked out of office by a letter of dismissal before he reached the age of maturity. The other is an old widower who, although dishonest, cannot live a normal life. He is obsessed with a female scholar who is more than 20 years younger than him. Everyone in the compound knew that even though he was hot for having his head shaved and his body picked up, he was still showing off with a lifeless attitude. The female scholar told her colleagues that the department leader was trying to stick up to her like a dog-skin plaster. She also felt that he used his power to get close to her many times, but she felt like vomiting when she saw him. Regardless of his character, knowledge, appearance, and conduct, he was like a pig. , Dogs won’t chew it. This kind of unrequited love and lust has become a joke in the courtyard. The most annoying thing is that he also plagiarized the scientific research results of this female scholar, which became a big scandal. Such a few bastards writing false accusation letters are consistent with their normal character. It's a pity that they have retired for a few years, and the days of exchanging invoices for money are gone. After all, they relied on the system to make money in a stupid way, and now they should be allowed to vent their anger if they can't make it. It’s just that when you accuse someone, you should have some level of skill. Even if you spread rumors, you have to make sure they are false and true. Don’t just investigate and you’ll know it’s a false accusation. "My friend then said: "I can really ignore the past. But if they falsely accuse me again, I won't be polite. I won't be anonymous like them. I will sign a signature to report their illegal behavior to the relevant departments. I really made the mistake of Dongguo and Wolf by not suing them before. From now on, if they blame others again, I will write down their bad deeds and distribute them among the masses. I also hope that they can come out of the dark corners and compete with me. They can have open and civilized debates or scold each other. I am full of confidence. They are poor at reasoning and clumsy in tongue. The mallet cannot speak without the speech script and stumbles even when reading the speech script. The old widower talks incoherently and cannot kick a fart with three kicks. They worked hard to write a low-grade and false accusation letter that was seen through at a glance, which showed that I was doing something upright and that at least I had no flaws in my life. They were forced to make up random things. ”

I said: “This is also a good option for academic liars who make money off the stage and frame others. Since they don't follow rules, you can also defend yourself and fight back! ”

My friend said: “There is another joke. Although they all belong to the gang leader Taijiro, the rumor mongering Lovsky, the plagiarist Muhanhand, and the black money Junichiro, they also plot against each other. . The old widower flattered the white-haired and bespectacled Lao Bangchui editor-in-chief, and secretly spread the fees to his superiors in order to prevaricate everyone's doubts about his dirty money and put the blame on Lao Bangchui. Lao Bangchui retired a few months later than the old widower. When he heard that the old widower was burying him in this way, he first investigated and found out that the old widower had indeed spread the money. He immediately issued an order and issued a notice to the retired cadres at the division level 7 He vacated the office within a few days, and other middle-level retired leaders were also tied up. The old widower vacated the office in embarrassment. Unexpectedly, a few months later, Lao Bangchui was dismissed from his post by his superiors and resigned before he reached his 60th birthday. He became so angry that he refused to leave the office. After working for a while, he finally had to move out. In fact, they kept offices just to satisfy the dark psychology of people who still have power even though they have retreated. However, they did not expect that they would be so stinky among the masses that they would not have the courage to come back. What was the use of having offices? This is really the Chinese version of "The Office." "

I was so happy that I couldn't help but say: "Our party is extremely great, glorious and correct. The revolution was not successful, and all the brave and clever spies got into the heart of the enemy. But if these sticks and widowers were left before liberation, they would be beheaded by the military spy Dai Li and the traitor Gu Shunzhang in a minute. If they can't even write anonymous false accusation letters, can they still work as underground workers? They should really be grateful to our era for allowing idiots like them to become leaders. "

My friend said: "You exalt them too much. After all, Dai Li and Gu Shunzhang are the most powerful spies and traitors. How can they kill fleas, bed bugs, manure roaches, and cockroaches with a butcher's knife? Besides, they turned into Wang Lianju before they were killed. ”