Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - I can make money just by writing, so if I have the time, I still want to make money. I dare to openly confront their despicable behavior, so why should I use anonymous letters? Once they retire and ca
I can make money just by writing, so if I have the time, I still want to make money. I dare to openly confront their despicable behavior, so why should I use anonymous letters? Once they retire and ca
I said: “This is also a good option for academic liars who make money off the stage and frame others. Since they don't follow rules, you can also defend yourself and fight back! ”
My friend said: “There is another joke. Although they all belong to the gang leader Taijiro, the rumor mongering Lovsky, the plagiarist Muhanhand, and the black money Junichiro, they also plot against each other. . The old widower flattered the white-haired and bespectacled Lao Bangchui editor-in-chief, and secretly spread the fees to his superiors in order to prevaricate everyone's doubts about his dirty money and put the blame on Lao Bangchui. Lao Bangchui retired a few months later than the old widower. When he heard that the old widower was burying him in this way, he first investigated and found out that the old widower had indeed spread the money. He immediately issued an order and issued a notice to the retired cadres at the division level 7 He vacated the office within a few days, and other middle-level retired leaders were also tied up. The old widower vacated the office in embarrassment. Unexpectedly, a few months later, Lao Bangchui was dismissed from his post by his superiors and resigned before he reached his 60th birthday. He became so angry that he refused to leave the office. After working for a while, he finally had to move out. In fact, they kept offices just to satisfy the dark psychology of people who still have power even though they have retreated. However, they did not expect that they would be so stinky among the masses that they would not have the courage to come back. What was the use of having offices? This is really the Chinese version of "The Office." "
I was so happy that I couldn't help but say: "Our party is extremely great, glorious and correct. The revolution was not successful, and all the brave and clever spies got into the heart of the enemy. But if these sticks and widowers were left before liberation, they would be beheaded by the military spy Dai Li and the traitor Gu Shunzhang in a minute. If they can't even write anonymous false accusation letters, can they still work as underground workers? They should really be grateful to our era for allowing idiots like them to become leaders. "
My friend said: "You exalt them too much. After all, Dai Li and Gu Shunzhang are the most powerful spies and traitors. How can they kill fleas, bed bugs, manure roaches, and cockroaches with a butcher's knife? Besides, they turned into Wang Lianju before they were killed. ”
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