The story of Xu Gousan in Qianjiang

It is said that it was very hot that day. At noon, the sun is bright. Dog number three is taking a bath by the river. When he saw a blind man coming and wanted Doby to take him, he told him to come down and take a bath, saying that the water was cold. The blind man thought it was, so he began to undress and asked Dog Three. What's your name? Dog three wanted to mean to say; My name is Du, the blind man asked again. Then what's your name? Dog three said; I called to see, the blind man said; Then you pick me up after I wash. I can't find the position of my clothes. Dog three said yes. Then he led the blind man down the river, but he secretly hid himself with the clothes of the blind man.

After washing in the river, the blind man wanted to go up, but he didn't know how to find clothes, so he shouted; Come and see, come and see, where are you? Dog three didn't answer, looked at him and shouted. The blind can't help it. He had to keep shouting, louder and louder. Everyone came to see it, and people from all directions came.

One day in winter, Xu Gousan was wandering around the village when he saw a blind fortune teller coming.

As soon as his mind turned, he wanted to play a trick on the blind fortune teller. So he ran over.

"Sir, are you a fortune teller?"

"Yes, you want to tell a fortune?" The blind man asked.

"We all want to calculate, but we didn't see the fortune teller. You're just in time. Hurry up and I'll take you there. " Xu Gousan said, and took the blind fortune teller to a woodshed and sat down.

"Wait a minute, I'll call them to tell their fortune." Xu dog three said to the blind:

"Okay, you are such a good girl! What's your name? " The blind man was very moved and asked Xu Gousan.

"My name is just now!" After Xu Gou answered it three times, he ran to the corner of the woodshed to shit!

"Just now, oh, you are really good!" The blind man didn't know what Xu Gousan was doing, but he was still talking to himself. "You hurry up. . "

"No, my stomach hurts a little. I'll poop first and then shout, "said Xu Gousan.

Hearing this, the blind man got a little impatient and said, "Hurry up!" I'm still waiting! "

Xu Gousan took a shit and ran to the woodshed owner's house and shouted, "Come and see, there is a blind man in your woodshed!" " "

Hearing this, the master immediately flew into a rage and ran to the woodshed. As soon as I entered the door, I saw a blind man sitting there with a lot of babas beside him. . . . If you don't fight, scold.

"You are a blind chop skull. Go to my house! "

Hearing this, the blind man paused and immediately remembered that it was Xu Gou's. Go back and say

"Not me, just now!"

The owner of the firewood saw that there was still heat on the stool and said a sentence.

"Not just e or spicy! ? ! ? "