Cantonese. Who can help translate it?

NO.1

Male: What do you want to eat tonight?

(What do you want to eat tonight?)

Female: Yes! ! It's up to you.

(Whatever!!

Cantonese. Who can help translate it?

NO.1

Male: What do you want to eat tonight?

(What do you want to eat tonight?)

Female: Yes! ! It's up to you.

(Whatever!! You make the decision)

Male: Go eat Malatang.

(Go eat Malatang)< /p>

Female: The weather is so hot. Do you want to heat me to death?

(The weather is so hot. Do you want to heat me to death?)

Male: Let’s go Eat boiled fish. I can’t bear to eat it.

(Let’s go eat boiled fish, I haven’t eaten it for a long time)

Female: I ate it two days ago , the daily food is so hot.

(I just ate it two days ago, and it often makes me angry)

Male: Is it good to eat Thai food or Korean barbecue?< /p>

(How about we go eat Thai food or Korean barbecue?)

Female: It’s already hot, and you still want me to eat. Do you want to listen to me talk about the food rack? !

(You said you are getting angry, and you still want me to eat this kind of thing, are you listening to me attentively!)

Male: How about going to POKKA? D SET DINNER is so delicious.

(How about going to POKKA? The set dinner there is very delicious.)

Female: There are so many people in POKKA, I don’t want to Queuing up

(There are so many people at POKKA, I don’t want to queue up)

Male: How about we go saw and chop?

(How about we cut the steak?)[ Chop refers to steak, pork chop, chicken steak and the like - -]

Female: I don’t want to eat so much meat, it’s so fat.

(I don’t want to eat so much meat, it’s very fat) )

Male: No one asks you to eat steak, or you have to fight when you order spaghetti, or anything else

(No one asks you to eat all the steak, Or you want a plate of spaghetti or something that makes him angry?)

Female: Now you are asking me to watch you saw the chop, and you are not allowed to eat it until I eat it.

(That means asking me to watch you cut the steak, and I won’t eat it and you won’t give it to me either)

Male: .........

Male: Is it good to eat Taiwanese food like this?

(Is it a good idea to eat Taiwanese food?)

Female: Taiwanese food is very oily and very fat

(Taiwanese food is very oily and very fat )

Male: Let’s eat porridge now

(Let’s eat porridge now)

Female: I’m not full after eating porridge

(Not full after eating porridge - -)

Male: McDonald’s or hometown chicken are the same. ． Okay

(McDonald’s or KFC, it doesn’t matter... let’s go)

Female: It’s hot.

(They say it’s hot.)

Male: Where’s the sushi?

(What’s the sushi?)

Female: Me If you don’t even eat sushi, it’s not because you don’t know how to stand up. It’s so obvious that you’re looking for fault...

(I don’t eat sushi, and you don’t know it. You’re obviously looking for fault. Damn...)

Male: I don’t want to think about it anymore.

(It’s better to let you decide. I don’t want to think about it.)

Female: I never thought that I would ask you to talk about what to eat first, and you would be embarrassed by Master D!!!

(I never thought that I would ask you to decide what to eat, please give me some Is it OK to have an opinion!!!)

Male: If it’s hot, it’s fat. I really don’t know what else you can eat.

(It’s not about getting angry, it’s about getting fat. Fat, I really can’t think of anything else to eat.)

Female: It’s because of the heat, it’s because of the fat. ． Did I say something wrong? I lost my temper when I didn't expect it. Did I say something wrong? You!!! I lose my temper when I don't expect it. Did you make a mistake?)

Male: Alas... why don't you go to "Ajisen" and eat ramen?

( Sigh... Then how about going to "Ajisen" to eat ramen?)

Female: Hmm. ． Okay, I want to eat curry ramen and fried dumplings, and I want ice cream...YEAH. That's it. GOGOGO

(Hmm... That's fine, I want to eat curry ramen and fried dumplings. , and I want to eat ice cream.. yeah

.That’s it. gogogo)

Male: (Thinking) You’re old~ God and you and ghost and you~ The curry is not hot, the fried dumplings are not hot, and you have to talk about fat and food all the way. Ice cream...

[Thinking] (Oh my god, you are the ghost and you are the one who doesn't make the curry hot. The fried dumplings don't make the fried dumplings hot, and you still eat ice cream while talking about being fat... .)

2. A couple named Li gave birth to a son named Aben.

(A couple surnamed Li gave birth to a son named Aben.)

One day, Li Ben suddenly left home and refused to return, so the couple went to the police station to report the crime.

(One day, Li Ben suddenly left home and refused to return, so the couple went to the police station to report the crime.)

The police officer asked the husband: "What is your name?"

(The police officer asked the husband: "What is your name?")

The husband answered: "Li Guangxian"

(The husband answered: "Li Guangxian") Li Guangxian in Cantonese The pronunciation is the same as "You speak first"

The police officer asked the woman again: "What is your name?"

(The police officer asked the woman again: "What is your name?" ")

The woman answered: "Wugang lives."

(The woman answered: "Wugang lives.") The word "Wugang lives" in Cantonese is pronounced like "I won't say it for the time being." The meaning is the same

The police officer said angrily: "What are you doing here?"

(The police officer said angrily: "Then what are you doing?")

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The couple loudly replied: "Wen Li Ben."

(The couple answered loudly: "Wen Li Ben.") In Cantonese, Wen Li Ben is pronounced the same as "Looking for you stupid" The meaning is the same

p s. This is purely a Cantonese joke.

NO.3

In front of the ten-ring roller coaster in the amusement park...the man did not dare to play any mechanical games

(In front of the ten-ring roller coaster in the amusement park Roller coaster - -?... Men don’t dare to play any amusement rides)

Female: Wow, it’s so exciting! I want to play again! My favorite is the roller coaster.

(Wow, it’s so exciting! I want to play again! I like roller coasters the most.)

Male: Okay, I’ll watch you play.

(Okay, I’ll watch you play.)

Female: Why don’t you watch me play? Don’t worry, I’ll go play joust by myself. What are you doing or not~~~You tell me!!

(Why do you want to watch me play? Don’t worry, I will play alone? Why don’t you play? Tell me!! )

Male: I...I'm surprised.

(I...I'm afraid.)

Female: Surprised! ! I don’t see you surprised when I usually go to the fruit-suppressing array!!! What do you want to do with your daughter? I don’t think you know.

(Afraid!! I’m not afraid of you when I usually play!!! You want to see girls here, you think I don’t know.)

Male: I don’t Ah! What a shock! I am afraid of elevated roads! I was shocked when I saw it.

(I’m not! I’m really scared! I’m afraid of heights! I’m already scared when I see it.)

Female: You’re so scared, have you ever seen it? Roller coasters have killed many people? Have you ever seen a man who is not brave enough to ride a roller coaster? Have you ever seen a man who refuses to play for money? Have you ever seen...

(I’m afraid you’re a big fool, have you ever seen someone die on a roller coaster? Have you ever seen a grown man who isn’t brave enough to ride a roller coaster? Have you ever seen someone who refuses to play after being given money? Have you ever seen...)

Male: Come on! I'm playing!

(Okay, okay! I'm playing!)

< p>Female: ^3^

After playing once, the girl was so scared that her face turned blue...

(After playing once, the girl was so scared that her face turned blue... ...)

Male: That’s right! It turns out it’s really fun! I’ve played it many times~~~

(It’s great! It turns out it’s really fun! Let’s play again Play it many times~)

Female: I’m crazy about you, but I’m a pervert!! It’s enough to play it once, but why not do it after playing it many times!!

(You are crazy) Hey, aren’t you perverted?! Just play it once, why do you want to play it so many times!!!)

Male: I feel so shocked that I didn’t expect it, and it’s more exciting, so let’s play.

(It’s not as scary as I thought, and it’s quite exciting, so let’s play.

)

Female: You are stupid to ignore me. I'm going to buy food.

(You’re stupid to ignore. I’m going to buy something to eat.)

Male: Then you go and buy it. I have gone there many times to look for you.

(Then you go buy it. I’ll play with it myself many times and I’ll come to you later.)

Female: Just play. Not allowed to play. What if you want to take the opportunity to go and have sex with your daughter? What if you want to sit in the female isolation section and play together? What if you want to laugh at me and dare not play anymore? What if you want to delay my time and wait for me to play with other things? Why do you want to leave me alone...

(What are you playing for? I won’t let you play. You just want to take the opportunity to see the girls. You just want to sit next to another girl and play. If you want to laugh, I don’t dare. Just playing again, you want to delay my time so that I can't play other games, you just want to leave me alone...)

Male:...

Male: Hmm Let's play. I started to think that if you want to play something you like, why don’t I ask you to play it multiple times?

(I’m not going to play. I thought you liked it and I just called you thousands of times.)

Female: I want to watch you play with the jumping machine, but I want to watch you play with it. Bobo Pool, I love watching you play the merry-go-round, I'm glad you go...

(Now I like to watch you play with the jumping machine, I like to see you play in the Bobo Pool, and I like to watch you play the merry-go-round. , then you go...)

Male:...

orz, finally the translation is finished - -, cups.

I was speechless while translating = =

Suddenly I felt that the woman was really flabby = =Embarrassed.

Actually, I also like to play in the wave pool. Yes, haha.

Hope it helps the original poster 0.0