Super cold jokes of animals

1, a tortoise and a rabbit ran into a stake.

After being seen by the farmer, the farmer picked up the rabbit and went home He met a snake and was bitten, so he had to cross the ocean to find the antidote.

On the boat, a swordsman dropped his sword. He carved a mark and jumped.

Drowned. . . A turtle saved him, and in order to repay him, the farmer decided to turn himself into it and take part in a competition with rabbits for it. ...

Grandpa took his grandson for a walk. Grandpa said to his grandson: The place where we stood under our feet used to be Wang Yang.

Grandson thought for a moment and nodded and said yes.

Grandpa thought that his grandson understood the meaning of vicissitudes.

Unexpectedly, the grandson continued: Grandpa, look at the fishbone under the bench. . .

I went to the cinema to watch Ice Age 4 this evening. A chicken asked the mammoth:

? When you drink water through your nose, does the water taste like booger?

4. One day, in a dense forest, a mantis met a cicada and asked.

Brother! Why not shout today?

Cicada hoarsely replied;

Last night, several roommates called KTV all night, and their voices were hoarse!

5, see the tortoise left eye bandaged, q:

Dude, are you hurt?

The tortoise sighed:

I just want to drift. Who would have thought of crashing with someone?

No, the light on the left is broken!

6. The spider drew the net, and the fisherman asked:

How was your harvest today?

Spider patted his belly:

Only a few poor people were arrested. Nowadays, rich people are equipped with navigators.

We had a hard day!

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