Please tell me a joke ah ah

The organizer’s electrical appliance joke telling competition

stipulates that each device must tell a joke,

make every audience laugh,

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Otherwise, you should go to Aruba. The first play was a washing machine,

He joked that after the end, the audience laughed,

Suddenly he heard the rice cooker say: "It's so cold"

So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next up was the smartest computer. After his joke ended, all the household appliances burst into laughter.

I heard the rice cooker say: "It's so cold."

That's it. ! The computer was taken to Aruba.

The third place is the most humorous table lamp

The table lamp is confident to complete this joke, we all rolled on the ground laughing,

The rice cooker added: "It's cold.

Although the lamp was taken to Aruba

The rice cooker stood up very angry,

turned his head to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said:

"I've had enough of you laughing, don't open your mouth so wide, so cold

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A: Tinkerbell

Q: Why?

Answer: Because he can’t see his fingers

Q: Where do you like to turn off your phone the most?

Answer: Ningbo

Q: Why?

A: "Sorry, the user you called (Ningbo) has shut down...

Q: Delete the remaining 26 letters e and t?

Answer: 24!

What is wrong!

A:

Q: 21 UFO walks

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