100000 cold jokes

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100,000 jokes: Is the college entrance examination really a challenge for many students now? I can't play with my mobile phone for an hour or two!

100,000 cold jokes (1) 1, send some photos of yourself in the circle of friends!

A man said: saved!

I smiled: I am not responsible for killing you when your wife finds out!

Who knows, he replied: such a photo, when you see it, you think it is an expression pack.

Shit. . . Boss, get him out! ! ! Well, don't kick me out of the group!

2. What do men fear most? Most afraid of giving heart and lung, I finally met Pan Jinlian!

3. The girl is a little cotton-padded jacket. What's that boy?

Boys should be leather jackets. When it is cold, it can't stop the cold. It is hot and expensive when it is warm. It's a pity that they can only wear B-shirts and brag that I have a leather jacket!

4. Boyfriend said: Is the facial cleanser you just bought ginger?

Hearing this, my sister felt that her silly boyfriend couldn't tell the difference between lime and ginger. She remembered that her boyfriend didn't like ginger, that she didn't put ginger in his cooking, that she didn't like green peppers but her boyfriend didn't remember them every time, and that her boyfriend didn't like bean sprouts last time. . .

Sister said: You live alone!

Then pack up and leave.

Boyfriend Meng B is forever. . .

One hundred thousand cold jokes (2) 1, young and strong, don't pick up girls, the boss goes on a blind date.

2. What's the point of being a big brother if emotional things can't be forced? !

3. If you are moved across the screen, the other party can accept 10%, and if you quarrel across the screen, the other party can accept 200%. This is the worst place for a long-distance relationship.

The probability of catching up with you is similar to winning the lottery. In other words, if I win the lottery, I should be able to catch up with you because I have money.

I hope my friends can understand that the phrase "you can't get fat in one bite" is to persuade everyone not to rush for success, rather than the comfort that you won't get fat if you eat more.

One hundred thousand cold jokes (3) 1. My mother and my father are quarrelling and sulking. Me: Mom, why are you angry?

? I shouldn't have married your father. ?

? Why?

? I feel sorry for him! ?

? Then why did you marry him in the first place ?

? I can't get married unless I marry him! ?

2. Video with my mother and ask where my brother went. My nephew said while peeling melon seeds for my nephew. Walking the dog again! I bought a beer, and my baby is going to kill me. I walk my dog cheerfully after dinner every day! Taking care of children is not so active! ?

I didn't think much before answering a sentence:? How clever my brother is. Dogs can't talk. The children will report when they get home. . . ?

I didn't do well in the exam. I want to hint at my father's reaction first. Dad, do you know what is the best effect of Huoxue Huayu Powder?

? Belt! ? Dad, who knows everything, replied majestically.

Recently, the news of the college entrance examination is everywhere on TV and online.

So my little niece asked me: Aunt, why didn't you take the college entrance examination?

I blushed for a moment, and then said regretfully, Your grandfather's family is poor. . . . 〃

Grade gate? Bang "was opened, and my father shouted at me: I don't carry this pot! ?

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