Summer vacation is boring, come to a few jokes to refresh yourself! ! !

One day, the dried fruits at home were chatting.

Chestnut and new hazelnut talked about a very melancholy topic. Hazel suddenly found the walnut beside him grinning all the time and asked, What's wrong with it?

Chestnut said: Leave him alone! His head was caught in the door yesterday.

The child shouted "Hello" to the valley, and bursts of "Hello" came from all directions.

The child was surprised: Who are you?

Valley: Who are you?

Child: Tell me!

Valley: Tell me!

The child was angry and took a deep breath: steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon ...

Gu: There are steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roasted flowers … roasted flowers … what's behind?

One day the police station called, and the people on the phone shouted for help, and then the phone was cut off.

When Pol.ice called again, it stopped, so Pol.ice charged 20 yuan in a hurry. When I called again, the man sighed and said, "It's all right!" " "

4. An expert talks about how to distinguish the truly successful people from the surface: 1, don't drive by yourself; 2. No business card; 3, clothes have no logo；; 4. No community name, only house number; 5, often in the suburbs; There is almost no cash in the bag.

A farmer interrupted him excitedly and said, "Our village is full of such people!"

5. A woman was speeding. She passed by the car of Pol.ice. Pol.ice caught up with the woman and said with a smile, "When you flashed behind me just now, I knew there were at least 60!"

The woman said, "I'm not that old. I must wear this hat today. "