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Ask Luo Zhou for Zhuge Liang's biography! ! !
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A hill in Longzhong had no name at first, but later it was called Fulongshan or Leshan because of Zhuge Liang. In the five years of Jian 'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Zhuge Liang was twenty years old. "Twenty" is a man's adult age. Traditionally, in addition to his name, he has to have a matching word, so that others can address him more intimately and conveniently. What word should I use? Zhuge Liang felt "twenty years old" again. He sat on the top of the mountain with his legs spread out, with a piano on his knee. This is a very presumptuous gesture. If he were not alone, he would never do this.
In the distance, the setting sun rolled in the lighted clouds and dyed the sky red, as if falling from the highest place, the Buddhist temple and endless cherry blossoms. Zhuge Liang put his fingers flat on the piano, and all ten fingers were cocooned and ached faintly. Farming-five years ago, Zhuge Liang would regard it as something that has nothing to do with himself. He is the son of Jun Cheng of Mount Tai. Although his father died young, his uncle Zhuge Xuan was also a famous scholar-bureaucrat. He has always taken care of Zhuge Liang's brothers as his own children, demanding that they never lose the integrity of scholars: this integrity at least includes not rolling up sleeves, not wearing short clothes, and not hoeing in the fields. But Zhuge Liang has been doing it for three years: three years ago, his uncle died in Jingzhou.
"After a rain, this year's harvest will be better." Zhuge Liang thought happily. The idea was intertwined with his uncle's memory, which made him feel funny. Things have changed, where can ordinary people expect? In my hometown of Yang Du, when I was wearing a well-tailored robe, holding a roll of The Analects of Confucius in my hand and being held in my parents' arms, who would have thought that "Where Are You Going" was waiting for everyone again and again? Zhuge Liang can't remember his mother's face clearly, only the faint fragrance of gardenia in his arms often inadvertently enters his dreams. Dreaming of his mother will make Zhuge Liang sad, because every time, this dream ends in blood. Peach blossom-like blood splashed on Qing Xue's sheets, and her mother's moans gradually disappeared. On the other side of the sheet, a naked baby covered in blood was picked up. Father's eyes are full of tears. He put the child in Zhuge Liang's hand and said, "This is your third brother."
All three younger brothers are called Zhuge Jun.
My mother died when she was born. Father buried her with his own hands and left his place in the grave. When the coffin was buried, my father, a reserved and gentle official, shed tears in front of people for the first time. He called for his quiet wife, who had lost the temperature and cried, "I will see her again in a few years, not for a long time, waiting for me, waiting for me ..."
The tombstone is engraved with "Tomb of Zhang's wife Zhuge Gui" in red pen. Father sat in front of the grave for a year, until the grave gave birth to tall wormwood, and he married another woman and took care of several young children at home. Zhu Gejin left home to study in Imperial College London six months after his stepmother got married. Before leaving, he took Zhuge Liang's hand and said over and over again, "Take care of your younger brother, take care of your younger sister and respect your parents ..." Because he was worried that his second brother would alienate his stepmother, Zhu Gejin specifically told him, "Treat your mother like a biological mother." Zhuge Liang listened to his eldest brother without saying a word and nodded.
Memories make Zhuge Liang on the mountain smile. In a blink of an eye, more than ten years have passed, and the child who was stupefied when his mother was buried and his eldest brother got on the bus suddenly became a handsome man. Among the three brothers, Zhuge Liang is the tallest and looks like his father the most. However, young people have another kind of relaxation and happiness, which they inherited from their mothers. If you say five senses, Zhuge Liang is actually more like a chapter, and his star-like eyes are black and bright, full of banter; On the surface, my thin lips are eloquent. Even in an argument, there will be a mocking smile on my mouth, which makes it easy for people not to get angry with him. Because of this appearance, the elders who are good at reading faces all say that Zhuge Liang is not an ordinary person and will never stay in Longzhong to farm all his life.
What do you live on if you don't farm?
If you are not in Longzhong, where are you going?
In a few hours, the young man will be 20 years old, and all kinds of questions, together with "what word to play", haunt him. Zhuge Liang leaned against the rock and took out a letter from his pocket. Finally, the words "My foolish brother Zhuge Jincheng has" are neatly written. He read the letter from beginning to end:
"Second brother, the letter has been received. Elder sister, go around more when you are free; Second sister and both of them have to take care of you. Take care of yourself. My mother and I have discussed the word' start'. I hope you will think about it. It doesn't have to be the same as my name. Second brother, you were only eight years old when my father died. Since then, your hometown has been in turmoil. You followed your uncle everywhere and lived in Jingzhou. The hardships during this period can be imagined. Since I haven't done my duty as a brother, how can I praise being a brother? I dare not interfere with your behavior just because I am a few years older. My mother has been worried about only one thing. She is worried about your weak crown and marriage. Please don't delay. It is also a great comfort for my mother to see the descendants of Zhuge family. In addition, two months ago, Jiang Dongsun was stabbed to death, and his brother (Sun) was authorized to be General Qiu Lu, leading several counties. I was recommended to be an official. With this salary, I don't have to worry about my mother's food and clothing. "
Zhuge Liang fixed his eyes on the word "Sun". For an instant, he caught something, but he didn't think about it carefully. He heard the cry of "second brother, second brother" halfway up the mountain. When I got up, I saw three people coming up the hill. Running in front is a boy skipping in a cloth robe. His eyes are quite similar to Zhuge Liang's, but more childish and clever; Followed by a man and a woman, the man is in his early thirties, his hair is wet and freshly washed, with a wide belt around his waist and a black iron sword hanging from it. As soon as he left, the beads of water in his hair were thrown in the faces of women around him, and women were not annoyed. She smiled and chatted with the man, and her face was stained with water, so she wiped it off.
"Third brother, second sister ... Yuan Zhi brothers!" Zhuge Liang greeted with a smile.
It turns out that these three people are my brother Zhuge Jun, my second sister Zhuge Ling and my friend Xu Shu.
"Second brother, I can't find you everywhere. Sister Ling said you must come! " Zhuge Jun clapped his hands and smiled.
"Miss Ling is always very clever." Xu Shu sighed with a smile.
The bell rolled her eyes and turned to hold Zhuge Liang's piano in her arms. She dialed a few tones at random and said, "Zhuge Liang, where else can you be?" Just on a whim, I wanted to play his unlucky tune, so I ran up the hill by myself. Ok ... "Bell threw the piano at Zhuge Liang and blinked." Don't hide anything, but xu teacher has worked hard to listen to you play the piano. "
Bell's words made Zhuge Liang smile bitterly, so he had to turn to Xu Shu. Xu Shu also smiled and said, "Besides listening to Fu Liang's songs, there is one more thing to tell you."
"What?"
"Don't say it until you sing, brother Yuan Zhi. First, the second brother wants to sing, he wants to sing! " They are all booing.
It was getting dark, and a crescent moon stopped on the willow branches, scattering a slight and moist luster on the hill. Zhuge Liang looked down at the piano, and then looked up at the three smiling people. He sat down on the bluestone and put the bamboo harp away. He asked, "Do you really want to listen to Fu Liangzhi's song?"
"Nature!" Xu Shu said.
"That's a funeral song wow ..." Zhuge Liang said again.
Xu Shu smiled and said, "I was just about to listen to this funeral song!" "
"Oh ... all right."
Zhuge Liang smiled faintly, with a flick of his finger, the music came out like a deep well, with sweet activities. The water filled the deep blue sky and the earth, and the fragrant sadness drifted away, sometimes low and sometimes high. In the previous paragraph, he was silent and only represented him with his fingers. Xu Shu and Bell sat opposite each other, their eyes wide open, and tears welled up at once. The bell gently squeezed the third brother's hand. Fu Liangyin is a folk song in Qilu. Brother and sister Zhuge have been away from home for many years. This ballad of burying the dead has been hidden between Zhuge Liang's fingers, accompanied by young people everywhere. This makes their whole hometown, also in a small bag. When Zhuge Liang couldn't help crying, Zhuge Liang sang:
"Step out of the door, overlooking the swing in the shade. There are three graves in the forest, and the number is almost the same. who is it? Tian yezi Power can sweep the south mountain, and literature can be a Jedi discipline. Once slandered, two peaches kill three scholars. Who can do this? The national phase Qi Yanzi ... the national phase Qi Yanzi! "
In the first two sentences, Zhuge Liang sang slowly, as if staring at his hometown where he could not go back, staring at countless graves at the foot of the mountain; In the next three sentences, the rhythm turned faster, and the death that happened in the pre-Qin period seemed so heavy that he couldn't afford it, so he had to pass it quickly. At the end of the question, the tone changed from hasty to slow. Zhuge Liang made some changes to the original song. He sang "The Country and Yan Zi are Together" twice, as if to make up his mind. Xu Shu looked at john young thoughtfully, heartbroken, and could not help secretly sighing. When Zhuge Liang's notes faded, he sighed heavily, put his finger on Shang's string and sharply ended the whole song "Fu Liang Yin". Xu Shu asked, "Where is the Yin?"
"This is a hill near Mount Tai, which is said to be where the dead live," said Zhuge Liang.
"Is there really a tomb of three warriors?" Xu Shu asked again.
"No." Zhuge Liang smiled. "The story of many years ago, even if there is a grave, will be razed to the ground because of years of war. But Fu Liangyin has been handed down. People like us will tell us where to bury them in the future. As long as you record one or two things about your life, it is enough. "
Zhuge Liang's last sentence was a bit lonely. Xu Shugang tried to comfort him, but Ge Liangxian smiled himself. He took out a white handkerchief from his sleeve, wiped the strings and said, "I love singing this song for other reasons besides cadence and pure sound quality." "Two peaches kill three scholars" ... Tian Kaijiang, Gu Yezi and Gong Du mentioned in the song are warriors who have made great contributions to the country, but the more people who have made great contributions, the more dangerous they are to the monarch and the country. Is it right or wrong for Prime Minister Yan Zi to design and kill them before they do harm? " Zhuge Liang looked up and asked, "What does Yuan Zhi think? "
"The benevolent loves others." Xu Shu simply answered.
"What do you say, second sister?" Zhuge Liang asked again.
The bell was suddenly stopped by Zhuge Liang. He hesitated for a moment before saying, "I only hope that there are no unruly brothers like the Three Heroes and Five Righteousnesses at home, and no cruel brothers like Yan Zi. If the country is like home, the wife is just plain. "
"The world is peaceful, and it is not for the second sister to think about it." Zhuge Liang smiled and said, "If I were Yan Zi, I'm afraid I would do it ... Although I am sad and guilty, I will definitely do it." Zhuge Liang's attitude of putting himself in the position of Yan Zi, if heard by others, will certainly laugh at his arrogance and frivolity. Fortunately, Xu Shu is his best friend, and he never belittles Zhuge Liang's talent and ambition. In Xu Shu's view, if there is only one person who is right in Longzhong in history, it must be Zhuge Liang. However, isn't it terrible that a cruel person like Yan Zi wrote his name in history? Xu Shu thought in horror.
"By the way, what can I do for Yuan Zhi?"
Zhuge Liang's question pulled Xu Shu out of his reverie.
"Oh. Well, Sun Ce is dead. The overbearing bully died at the hands of several unscrupulous thieves. It is said that these people are trying to avenge their late master Xu Gong. Little overlord dies, Jiangdong even ... "Speaking of which, Xu Shu stopped, because he saw Zhuge Liang's pale face, and there was no change. "Zhuge Liang?" Xu Shu asked doubtfully.
"I already know about it." Zhuge Liang said.
"Why?"
"My brother talked about it in his letter."
"Mr Zhu Gejin?"
"Exactly."
Xu Shu doesn't know much about Zhu Gejin, except that he is a very filial person and treats his stepmother as well as his biological mother. After his father's death, Zhuge Liang's four brothers and sisters were adopted by his uncle, and Zhu Gejin said that he was the eldest son, who was over 15 years old. He dare not bother his uncle any more. He took his stepmother to Jiangdong alone, settled in the water town, married the daughter of a small official, and gave birth to two sons in succession within three years.
"In your opinion, will Jiangdong be chaotic?" Xu Shu asked.
Zhuge Liang shook his head: "No, even better than when Sun Ce was here."
"Why did you see it?"
"Brother recently became an official of Sun Quan," Zhuge Liang handed a letter from his brother to Xu Shu. "He is not a rash person, so there must be a reason; Maybe he thinks he can make a difference under Sun Quan. "
Xu Shu didn't open the letterhead in a hurry, but asked Zhuge Liang, "Will you go to Jiangdong? Since my brother and mother are here. "
As the saying goes, "parents are here, not far away." Xu Shu thought it would take Zhuge Liang a while to answer, but he immediately waved and said, "No, my brother will take good care of my mother. As for me ... "He looked around at the deeper night and said," I like Longzhong, and I prefer farming and irrigation recently. I won't leave here unless ... "
"Unless what?"
Zhuge Liang smiled and said nothing.
Unless there is a reason to leave, there is a chance to soar like a dragon, so that the wind and thunder in the sky can move and the eyes of the whole world can focus on it-unless this is the case. Zhuge Liang thought ambitiously, while laughing at his arrogant determination, he felt that he could fly directly from the top of the mountain to the deep sky, fly to the top balcony and look around with a stamp. This self-confident and arrogant character has never changed in Zhuge Liang's life.
Xu Shu opened Zhu Gejin's letter. It wasn't long before he smiled. He smiled and pushed Zhuge Liang around him. The bell is beating jun, and she is about to fall asleep one by one. By Xu Shu's smile, she suddenly realized that the whole person jumped up from the bell's arm! "Look at you ..." Bell Chen told Xu Shu, a generous man in his thirties, who was caught by Bell with a face of bitterness. As for sweat, he was both useful and ashamed. He handed the letter to Bell, pointed to a few lines above and said:
"Look, in urging Zhuge Liang to get married! Mothers are all the same! "
The bell glanced at her eyes and snorted cold air from her nose.
Instead, they all explained the cold response of the bell. Tired of the bell legs, the child said, "Sister Ling! It's good to get married quickly! The second brother said to wait until the second sister got married before raising her own marriage! Hee hee! Who will you marry? What Ling Jie likes is that it is ... "
Before everyone could say anything, the bell slapped him in the face and said angrily, "Nonsense!" "When she was angry, the original white oval face immediately turned crimson, and her pursed lips looked like a small leaf. The bell glanced at Xu Shu, only once, and immediately fell on Zhuge Liang. However, this is enough to make Xu Shu stare blankly at it. He looked at ZhuGeLing soft and beautiful figure in the moonlight, clean as washing, and there was nothing inappropriate and uncomfortable.
"Bell ..."
When Xu Shu spoke, his words were washed away by Zhuge Liang's clear voice. Zhuge Liang said, "Look!" People looked in the direction of his finger. In the dark sky, except for the yellow crescent moon, there is only one shining star, and Zhuge Liang is standing under it!
"that's ... the star of Beichen." Zhuge Liang said happily, "Beichen is in the middle, and the stars arch it!" " It turns out that only its lonely one can light up the whole sky. Second sister, Yuan Zhi, I know! "
"What did you get?" The bell scrambled to ask.
"I got my word, which I should have when I was twenty. My father named me Liang because he expected that the next world would be as dark as before dawn. He hoped that his son, who was born during the solar eclipse, could light up some people and places, whether a county or a county, a state or a country, like the North Star. I'm sure his father didn't expect it either. I can think of everything my father didn't think of. Just call Kong Ming! " Zhuge Liang held out his hand and wrote the word "Kongming" in the air. "Kong Ming!" Kong "is very good, Ming" is Ming, and this word coincides with the word "Ming". Yuan Zhi! Zhuge Liang turned to Xu Shu and said smugly, "Come and be a witness! When ZhuGeLiang can really illuminate Longzhong and Jingchu, you will ... Just ... "
"I will compensate your daughter for ten years!" Xu Shu laughed.
"Good, good!" Zhuge Liang grabbed Xu Shu's hand, gave him a high five and smiled. "You and I are both drunk, and Chen's daughter has been red for ten years!"
The cool laughter of the two people was spread far by the night wind, and they went all the way down the mountain and into the hut opposite the mountain. Bell looked at the two of them, and suddenly he was filled with emotion, happy, enthusiastic and lost. The second brother in front of me is no longer the ignorant child. He would never comb his hair with a horn comb. He would never bother to boast that second sister's hair is more moist than silk and darker than night. His eyes will turn to a deeper, wider and heavier world, farther than Longzhong and Xiangfan. Only there can he grow phoenix feathers and unicorn horns, and he can become a phoenix. And I, Zhuge Ling, sighed and hugged Jun, Jun and I, all of whom were left in the ordinary dust by him. At that time, we could only hear legends about him from others. As far as we can see, maybe even the shadow of "Zhu Gekongming" can't be seen.
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