A selection of longer English jokes?

Watch humorous jokes often, and you will become one of them, making life full of humor. I sorted out some longer English jokes. Welcome to read!

A Longer English Joke: Increase

An old man runs a pretzel stand on the street corner, and each pretzel sells for 25 cents.

Every day at lunch time, a young lawyer will pass by the booth and give the man 25 cents, but never take cookies.

This situation lasted for many years, during which they never spoke.

One day, when the lawyer passed the pretzel stand, he left his coin as usual, and the old man finally talked to him.

"Sir, I appreciate your business. You have always been a good customer, but I must tell you that the price of pretzels has risen to 35 cents."

A Longer English Joke: Charity Lawyers

A telephone fund-raiser for a local charity called a famous and rich lawyer and asked him to donate some money.

Angered by this request, the lawyer said to the caller, "I bet you didn't know that just last week, my wife needed a major operation, and the cost of this operation was not covered by insurance."

The caller began to apologize and expressed his apologies for asking for money, but was interrupted by the lawyer. He interjected, "Last month, my mother died and my family had to hold an expensive funeral for her."

The caller tried to apologize to the lawyer again because he tried to ask for donations and told the lawyer that he was sad to hear the news of his mother's death.

"Just last month, one of my sons was seriously ill and almost died ... My daughter needed plastic surgery to repair the congenital defect on her face," the lawyer added in the conversation.

The caller felt sad again, regretted bothering the lawyer and taking up his time, and apologized to him.

The lawyer then replied, "If I didn't give any of these people my money, why should I give you some?"

A Longer English Joke: Jury

The trial was arranged in a small town, but the court clerk forgot to call a jury.

Instead of postponing what he thought was an unusually simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go around the court and gather enough people to form a jury.

The bailiff came back with a group of lawyers.

The prosecutor thought it would be an interesting experiment to try a case in front of a jury composed of lawyers, but the defense lawyers did not object, so the jury was dissolved.

The trial went very fast, and after only one hour of testimony and a very short closing statement, both sides rested.

Then, the judge instructed the jury and sent it back to the jury room for deliberation.

Nearly six hours later, the court of first instance was worried that the jury had not yet reached a verdict.

In fact, this case is as simple as he expected. In his opinion, they should be back in a few minutes.

He sent bailiffs to the jury room to see if they needed anything.

When the bailiff came back, the judge asked, "Are they going to make a judgment soon?"

The bailiff shook his head and replied, "Your Honor, they are still giving a nomination speech for the position of foreman."