Elementary school math jokes

Primary school math joke one:

1, once I went to play ball and met my math teacher. I scored when he played ball. After a while, I deliberately miscalculated the score, and the teacher roared: Did you learn math from the pig? We paused for a while and then laughed for a long time.

2. The teacher asked the students, 1+ 1=? The student said 2, and the teacher gave him two pieces of candy. The student said:? I should say 10. ?

In the examination test, a student took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice answers. At last he suddenly took it out and shook it. The invigilator finally couldn't bear it: What are you doing? Student a:? I'm checking. ?

4. The multiplication table teacher found that there was a student named Mu (1+2+3) in the exercise book. The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?" A student stood up and said, "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mulinsen!" Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?" Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " "

5. Teacher, I found something wrong with the probability formula! ? Oh? Tell me your reasons. ?

? There are 50 students in our class. According to the calculation, the probability of being asked is 2%, but you let me answer almost all the questions in this class today. ?

I visited the weather station and saw many latest weather forecasting instruments. After the visit, I asked the stationmaster: You said there was a 75% chance that it would rain. How did you work it out? The stationmaster answered without much thought:? In other words, there are four people here, and three of them think it will rain. ?

7. A novice went to collect usury. He took out the IOU and said with a smile: It was written clearly in black and white, and you owe me 1 10,000! Do you want to default? ! People really don't have that much money, he threatened: hum! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't afford it tomorrow, will your house be like this? He took out a lighter and burned the loan?

8. A mouse was chased by a cat and strayed into a flower shop. Seeing that there was no way out, the mouse picked up a bunch of roses as a weapon and made a tenacious resistance? The cat was startled and immediately lowered its head and said shyly, you damn fool, what a surprise?

Primary school math joke 2:

1, once, art class. I don't know what the teacher said, except that the teacher said: I just want to say four words? Oh, my god. . ?

A classmate, hearing this, said: Teacher, you are wrong, that is simply two words. ? After a short silence, the whole class burst into laughter.

God, what happened to the math in our class? The teacher was speechless.

I borrowed 500 yuan from my father, 500 yuan from my mother, bought a pair of leather shoes and 970 yuan.

The rest of 30 yuan, 10 yuan for dad, 10 yuan for mom, and the rest 10 yuan for myself.

I owe dad 490, I owe mom 490,

490+490=980。 Add your own 10 =990.

Where is 10?

3. After years of hard work, a colleague finally got a senior title. When he was hired, he asked the singleton to find out the salary difference before and after he was hired. How much did it increase?

By comparing the policies of employees and employers, after computer calculation, it is concluded that the post salary before entry is 680, and the post salary after entry is 930.

Hearing this, my colleague sighed: boring! Only a few tens of dollars!

The employees are a little confused. Obviously not the same as 250 yuan. How do you say it's a few dozen short? He quipped: You are so bad at math. How did you study in this university? How are senior professional titles evaluated?

That colleague smirked: I said it in euros, 1 euro =8.4 yuan RMB, 250 yuan RMB =29 euros, right?

The baby is good at math. At the age of 2, he could count from 1 to 10. Later I told him that 0 is less than 1.

I said eat jiaozi today? Baby, how many jiaozi do you want to eat?

? 0, 1, 2, 3 said and picked up a jiaozi. This is the 0 th time. ?

The wife roared:? The next generation is still the life of programmers! ?

I bought mutton from my mother today, but I forgot to buy the drink my father ordered. I'm waiting for my mother to go shopping.

After a while, my mother ran back and said to me happily: I didn't buy 10 RMB, but bought a bottle of 7 RMB, saving 5 RMB. ?

At that time, I thought the calculation was too outrageous, so I immediately corrected it to:? Mom, this saves 2 yuan. ?

After that, I went home contentedly.

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