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Funny words that hold back the motherland.
My college roommate was touched by a thief when he went out yesterday. He reacted and chased the thief more than ten kilometers.
Just as he was about to catch it, the thief got angry, took out a dagger from his waist and roared:
"Too fucking dig, a broken mobile phone one hundred dollars. You chased Lao Tzu for more than ten kilometers.
I'll stab you, you idiot. "
My roommate was trembling with fear and said:
"Brother, don't get me wrong, I chased it to recharge your batteries."
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