Humorous Quotations of Picking up Girls on the Internet

Men's pursuit of women, in more vivid terms, is called picking up girls. When you pick up girls, you can say some humorous jokes and quotations, which can make the other person have a good impression on you. The following are humorous quotations I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them.

1) I knew he was a bad guy, but I forgot to say it.

2) People who are not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be TM!

3) Why should I tell you that I have a cold? You are not a cold medicine.

4) What good is it if a person gains the whole world but loses his own life?

5) The more money you spend, the closer you get to the bed.

6) Women say to men? I know I'm not beautiful, okay? When a man never agrees; Men say to women? I'm actually a failure, okay? When, women will definitely object.

7) You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human!

8) A star can become more famous if he takes off his clothes a little, but I got caught when I took off my clothes!

9) Some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.

10) money is not a problem, but no money!

1) Shuaihe car, that's chess, money and a house, that's a bank.

2) my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

3) What is the world? The sage replied:? Waste. ?

4) The more people you meet, the more you like animals.

5) The happiest thing in the world, making love; The happiest thing in the world is to have a rest and have sex again.

6) Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

If you can't be Edison Chen, you should learn from Nicholas Tse!

8) Opportunity, like a virgin, is rare, only once.

9) There is no trace of birds in the sky, but I have flown!

10) Wash your face, only brush your cheeks and brush your teeth, only your front teeth.

1 1) For me, living is a compromise with God.

12) People don't waste their youth.

13) If you don't fall asleep in class, you get drunk on the wine table.

14) Don't talk to me about life, you weren't born.

15) You planted a girlfriend in the back hill in spring, and you are cuckolded everywhere in autumn!

16) loving you at the same time is the beginning of my challenge to moths.

17) Even if I am a piece of shit, I am also a piece of thinking shit!

18) Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the tutor is heartless and affectionate.

19) When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

20) I want to go to college, especially my sister.

Humorous jokes about online girls 1) Born with rain, not a genius!

2) The cock that lays eggs is a cockfight among cocks.

3) If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop your hand from unbuttoning her clothes!

4) Monk meat in Tang Tang can live forever. I wonder if the monk excrement in Tang Tang has the same effect.

5) In this age of casual sex, I am always ready to praise love, but I am really embarrassed.

6) A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

7) Any university is still a paradise, a paradise for sexual love.

8) When you see a beautiful woman, touch your pocket first to see if you have any money!

9) I am lying on the sun earth, lying on the sun universe!

10) The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

1 1) He is 25 years old and has premature ejaculation.

12) I am very willing to listen to other people's criticisms of me, so that I can know who has a problem with me.

13) love is just one word, and I haven't done it once!

14) high-profile low-key male show, high-profile signs of being beaten.

15) my dream: I have something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is that the secretary can't do it, and the secretary can't do anything.

16) rape is easy to hide, but psychosexuality is hard to prevent.

17) a man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

18) college virgins like playing football best because they can show their superb shooting skills in public.

19) I was sad for several days when I saw your smile. I am very happy to see you cry for several years!

Marriage is the grave of love. Without marriage, you will have no good end.

2 1) Peacock tried to open the screen, but it showed its asshole!

22) No matter how powerful the Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-trick.

23) The party member activity of the Department of Mathematics forced girls to clean the boys' dormitory, which was really outrageous!

24) Well, come back when you go back to pee and rinse your mouth!

25) Occasional forgetfulness does not mean eternity. When busy, a faint yearning lingers in my heart; On the lonely journey, please accept my sincere care and sincere blessing; Miss you, invite me to dinner!

26) I am being raped by Sichuan University. The only thing I can do now is to try to put my posture in the right position!

As the most principled person, my principle is to look at the mood.

28) The three things I fear most in my life are: first, fear of death; second, fear of illness; and third, fear of dying if I get sick.

29) Men's affairs are reflected in busier work, while women's affairs are reflected in pickles.