Funny greetings for newlyweds to get married

1, happy gongs and drums to congratulate the wedding, concise and lively. The romantic harp is given to the couple. It's a perfect match. Suona rose high into the clouds and invited the phoenix to get married. The cups and plates are drunk, and you want to get married. Wish: a hundred years of harmony!

2, glittering and translucent snow wedding, holy wedding bride is beautiful. The suona blows out the fairy, and the gongs and drums knock out some crimson lips. The salute rang happily, and snowflakes and plum blossoms opened side by side. Outside the bridal chamber of my intimate husband, there is a charming red skull. Wish: Happy wedding.

3. The combination of gold and jade, a perfect match made in heaven, both talent and appearance, and the unity of marriage and wealth bring you all this. I wish you both a happy wedding, happy feelings, all the best and happy hand in hand.

4, contradictions may be inevitable, no matter how much money you earn, you may not win the right to speak, although the economic base determines the superstructure. The book says that marriage is the grave of love, because without marriage, love will be come to a bad end.

5, quickly hand over the password of the passbook, successfully collect the love letters of the first love, and bring the greatest encouragement to all bachelors with the feat of marriage!

6. Let's be enthusiastic, full of expectations, and strongly congratulate on the happy life of a good person. From now on, the grand opening!

7. I wish you all the best in the name of love. May the flower of love never fade in your hearts. I wish you all the best in the name of years. May the years grow old and never change your feeling of love. Happy wedding!

8. May your love life be as ripe as the fruit of a fig tree; It is like a blooming and fragrant vine, witnessing the fragrance of Christ, telling the deeds and glory of God day and night, day and night!

9. Riding on the same horse for thousands of miles * * * planting flowers and roses for a hundred days, it is the time when Ying Ge Yanwu meets the full moon. Today, a lucky couple is formed, and their life has painted a beautiful picture. Both appearance and mind are bodybuilding geniuses. Wish you a happy life!

May love fill your sweet life and make every day in the future as bright and happy as today! A paradise filled with joy and covered with sparkling moonlight, I can sigh: I only admire mandarin ducks, not immortals.

1 1 I rubbed Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god came out, so I said to the lamp god: Please let my brother and sister-in-law fall in love forever! Grow old together!

12, the man finally figured it out, and the woman finally figured it out. Beaded wall bridal chamber is warm in spring and full of fish.

13, today is a good day for love to fly. I wish the old couple in the world a beautiful combination and the newly married couple a sweet one.

14, those who are single are all married, those who get married and have children early, and those who have children should do a good job in family planning!

15, one worships heaven and earth, and the other worships Gaotang. I sleep on the floor and she sleeps on the bed. Husband and wife worship and work hard for her, alas ~ I am a sheep and she is a wolf.

16, a paper tiger and a Mickey mouse, light candles and live together; One is a husband and the other is a future mother. Lulu, how happy! I wish the young couple a happy marriage!

17. Two jiaozi got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. The meatball said shyly, "Shit, you don't know when people take off their clothes!" " !

18, remember to pull it out quickly. Don't let your potatoes rot in the ground, and your teeth are killing you. More importantly, don't forget to pull it out, and your wife's stomach will grow up soon! Give a pig a fight for food with you! I heard that you got married recently, and the bride is a perfect match for you, with a plump figure and red skin, so everyone says you are a pair of pigs.

19, congratulations! Saying goodbye to being single also means that you have really found true love. As your friend, I am really happy. I wish you happiness, and be careful not to become a yellow-faced woman ~

20. I have worked hard for half my life and contributed for decades. On this warm spring day, I congratulate you on your remarriage. As the saying goes, "smoke is infinitely good, and daylily comes late"!

2 1, marriage is the grave of love, but don't be sad, everyone will eventually walk into the grave, don't worry, Amen!

22. Congratulations on finding your life-long soul mate. Marriage is a major event in life. I believe you will make the wisest decision. With the crystallization of love, you have a lovely baby. Don't forget to treat me to oil rice!

23. Please take a wedding leave, have a wedding banquet and enter the bridal chamber. Life is three major events. Dear friend, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding!

24. I'm getting married soon. I'll only give you three firsts: wife at home first, family outside first, making money after marriage first, taking care of your health at work, wishing the whole family happiness, having a baby early and all the best! Happy wedding!

25. I am very happy to work and struggle with you. I will never forget the days when we shared weal and woe. At the beautiful moment when you get married and start a family, I wish you a hundred years of harmony! Happy marriage, sweet and sweet! Have a baby!

26, good days, good luck, good fate, take good care of your other half, good mood, good luck, good opportunity, cherish and respect your unique, really envy you, I wish you a happy wedding, good luck and sweet love.

27. Seeing yourself going through hardships and holding hands with * * *, that kind of happiness is envious of others. See you in a happy paradise full of shining stars. I just want to sincerely wish you all a happy wedding, love each other and happiness forever.