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The content of the soldiers’ cross talk lines
Qizhi: Meet everyone again
Dabing: Let me make a request to everyone
Qizhi: What request
< p> Dabing: I don’t want to talk about cross talk anymoreQizhi: What are you doing if you don’t talk about cross talk
Dabing: It’s boring every time you talk about cross talk
Qizhi: What about cross talk? Boring
Dabing: I’m doing something else
Qizhi: What are you doing
Dingbing: I want to be the host again
p>
Qizhi: I have conditions for hosting you, but you don’t have conditions for you.
Dingbing: I have conditions, (interrupting the speech)
Qizhi: You have Conditions, look at that "The parents are pretty...
Dingbing: I am pretty
Qizhi: You are pretty
Dingbing: You are If you look closely, they say that I look like Tang Guoqiang at first glance.
Qizhi: I don’t see anything like Tang Guoqiang.
Dingbing: I look like that one
Qi Zhi: Zhi: Tang Silang, the fourth son of the Tang family. I think you look a lot like me
Ding Bing: Tang Silang, I am articulate and sharp
Qizhi: Your foundation is good< /p>
Ding Bing: I have the foundation
Qizhi: What foundation do you have
Ding Bing: I, I, I can recite
Qizhi :What
Ding Bing: Recite aloud
Qizhi: Say these two words first, recite!
Ding Bing: Recite aloud
< p> Qizhi: RecitingDabing: Reciting
Qizhi: , Lang Lang, Lang
Ding Bing: Lang Langlang
Qizhi: , Lang Lang, Lang
: recite reciting
Ding Bing: recite reciting
Qizhi: recite aloud
Ding Bing: recite aloud
Qizhi: recite aloud, that Just recite, I can't teach you. To be honest, if we say recite, just recite.
Ding Bing: Recite (softly)
Qizhi: Here is a section of Gorky's Haiyan for everyone. Recite aloud and let me see how your foundation is going
Ding Bing: Mainly because of the good tone (action)
Qizhi: Look at his eyes, not only are they small but they are also too long.< /p>
Ding Bing: Hai>>>Yan
Qizhi: Why are you trembling?
Ding Bing: Look at your word, you know it, ghost!
p>
Qizhi: My handwriting is not good, but you won’t shiver
Soldier: Gorky is on the vast sea
Qizhi: Alas< /p>
Ding Bing: What did he go there for?
Qizhi: It was you who thought him there, he went there
Ding Bing: Guangfengjuan Gathering dark clouds. Alas, it’s going to rain all the time
Qizhi: No such word
Soldier: Between the dark clouds and the sea, petrels are flying proudly like black lightning. It’s so fun
Qizhi: What a mess, you want to be a program host, and when you read out that poetic and picturesque meaning, you have to pronounce the pauses in the tone and the punctuation marks.
Soldier: I forgot to read that punctuation mark
Qizhi: Come again, come again
Soldier: Haiyan, Gorky on the vast sea
Qizhi: Come again, come again
Soldier: Haiyan, Gorky on the vast sea
Qizhi: You didn’t read that punctuation mark, so you always read Gorky to the sea.
Soldier: Comma
Qizhi: Alas
Soldier: Strong wind The dark clouds are gathering, and there is another comma. Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a comma.
Qizhi: Alas
Soldier: Haiyan is like black lightning. Look, I am annoyed. No, it’s just a comma
Qizhi: What’s just a comma
Soldier: Flying proudly
Qizhi: Stop reading it
Ding Bing: Full stop
Qizhi: It’s terrible to meet such a person and still have to be the host of the show. I will read it to you once, just like me. Haiyan Gorky, on the vast sea, The strong wind gathered the dark clouds.
Between the dark clouds and the sea, petrels fly proudly like black lightning.
Ding Bing: It’s really charming
Qizhi: Come on, let’s perform it again
Ding Bing: Please enjoy the double act, Gorky’s Haiyan
Soldier: Haiyan Gorky, on the vast sea, the strong wind rolled up the dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, petrels fly proudly like black lightning. Sometimes its wings hit the waves, and sometimes it shoots straight towards the dark clouds like an arrow. It shouts. This is the shout of the prophet of victory. Let the applause come more violently. Look at this stupid old duck, here and there. Is it Mozi dancing, reciting sepo, taking a sauna, and getting massages all here.
Qizhi: Come out, you are a monk with a crooked mouth.
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