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The content of the soldiers’ cross talk lines

Qizhi: Meet everyone again

Dabing: Let me make a request to everyone

Qizhi: What request

< p> Dabing: I don’t want to talk about cross talk anymore

Qizhi: What are you doing if you don’t talk about cross talk

Dabing: It’s boring every time you talk about cross talk

Qizhi: What about cross talk? Boring

Dabing: I’m doing something else

Qizhi: What are you doing

Dingbing: I want to be the host again

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Qizhi: I have conditions for hosting you, but you don’t have conditions for you.

Dingbing: I have conditions, (interrupting the speech)

Qizhi: You have Conditions, look at that "The parents are pretty...

Dingbing: I am pretty

Qizhi: You are pretty

Dingbing: You are If you look closely, they say that I look like Tang Guoqiang at first glance.

Qizhi: I don’t see anything like Tang Guoqiang.

Dingbing: I look like that one

Qi Zhi: Zhi: Tang Silang, the fourth son of the Tang family. I think you look a lot like me

Ding Bing: Tang Silang, I am articulate and sharp

Qizhi: Your foundation is good< /p>

Ding Bing: I have the foundation

Qizhi: What foundation do you have

Ding Bing: I, I, I can recite

Qizhi :What

Ding Bing: Recite aloud

Qizhi: Say these two words first, recite!

Ding Bing: Recite aloud

< p> Qizhi: Reciting

Dabing: Reciting

Qizhi: , Lang Lang, Lang

Ding Bing: Lang Langlang

Qizhi: , Lang Lang, Lang

: recite reciting

Ding Bing: recite reciting

Qizhi: recite aloud

Ding Bing: recite aloud

Qizhi: recite aloud, that Just recite, I can't teach you. To be honest, if we say recite, just recite.

Ding Bing: Recite (softly)

Qizhi: Here is a section of Gorky's Haiyan for everyone. Recite aloud and let me see how your foundation is going

Ding Bing: Mainly because of the good tone (action)

Qizhi: Look at his eyes, not only are they small but they are also too long.< /p>

Ding Bing: Hai>>>Yan

Qizhi: Why are you trembling?

Ding Bing: Look at your word, you know it, ghost!

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Qizhi: My handwriting is not good, but you won’t shiver

Soldier: Gorky is on the vast sea

Qizhi: Alas< /p>

Ding Bing: What did he go there for?

Qizhi: It was you who thought him there, he went there

Ding Bing: Guangfengjuan Gathering dark clouds. Alas, it’s going to rain all the time

Qizhi: No such word

Soldier: Between the dark clouds and the sea, petrels are flying proudly like black lightning. It’s so fun

Qizhi: What a mess, you want to be a program host, and when you read out that poetic and picturesque meaning, you have to pronounce the pauses in the tone and the punctuation marks.

Soldier: I forgot to read that punctuation mark

Qizhi: Come again, come again

Soldier: Haiyan, Gorky on the vast sea

Qizhi: Come again, come again

Soldier: Haiyan, Gorky on the vast sea

Qizhi: You didn’t read that punctuation mark, so you always read Gorky to the sea.

Soldier: Comma

Qizhi: Alas

Soldier: Strong wind The dark clouds are gathering, and there is another comma. Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a comma.

Qizhi: Alas

Soldier: Haiyan is like black lightning. Look, I am annoyed. No, it’s just a comma

Qizhi: What’s just a comma

Soldier: Flying proudly

Qizhi: Stop reading it

Ding Bing: Full stop

Qizhi: It’s terrible to meet such a person and still have to be the host of the show. I will read it to you once, just like me. Haiyan Gorky, on the vast sea, The strong wind gathered the dark clouds.

Between the dark clouds and the sea, petrels fly proudly like black lightning.

Ding Bing: It’s really charming

Qizhi: Come on, let’s perform it again

Ding Bing: Please enjoy the double act, Gorky’s Haiyan

Soldier: Haiyan Gorky, on the vast sea, the strong wind rolled up the dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, petrels fly proudly like black lightning. Sometimes its wings hit the waves, and sometimes it shoots straight towards the dark clouds like an arrow. It shouts. This is the shout of the prophet of victory. Let the applause come more violently. Look at this stupid old duck, here and there. Is it Mozi dancing, reciting sepo, taking a sauna, and getting massages all here.

Qizhi: Come out, you are a monk with a crooked mouth.