An inventory of Zhao Benshan's funny quotations

Lead: It is not necessarily the prince who rides a white horse, but the Tang Priest. Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds. The following are Zhao Benshan's funny quotations that I compiled. Welcome to reading.

1, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

2. Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~

3, low-key! It's the best b show! !

4. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

I can resist anything but temptation.

7. I not only have a car, but also do it myself?

8. Is it a cigarette, but lonely?

9. It's not that you don't laugh, and the powder will fall off when you laugh!

10, people are not smart and bald like others.

1 1, don't call me a playboy if you can't tie my heart!

12, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

13, I believe there is a lie hidden in the middle!

14, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

15, Chopin of Niu B, can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness!

16, be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

17, please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

18, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

19, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do!

20. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

2 1. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

22. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

23. Holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

24. Choose by yourself? Look up to others and don't blame others? Looking down at you.

25. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

26. cherish life? If God keeps you alive, he must have a plan.

27. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

28. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha?

29. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

30. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

3 1, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

33. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

34. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

35, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

36. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is finally scattered, and all the mixed things are finally reunited.

37. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

38. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, fearing that he will not come and that he will mess around.

39. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

40. I feel bad today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

4 1, the real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.

42. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

43. If I win10 million, I will rent the house to others and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

44, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

45、? Love "is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from? Sick " Change, the second half is taken from? Sick " Country. "

What moved me most was what my father said? Study hard, my child. Dad used to play mahjong with bricks, but now he plays mahjong with bricks for your study. "

47. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

48. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. They will all be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. No one knows anyone, and they have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

49, too abnormal, everything is not normal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!