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A sentence (59 sentences) in which a person is bored and amuses himself.
Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.
As you sow, you reap, and you make me lovely.
4. Happiness is that when you are bored to a certain extent, someone will giggle with you.
5. "Say, what else can you eat?" "You will be hungry."
6. Flowers bloom into the sea, and missing becomes a disaster. If you don't come, I will be old.
7. Cleverness and wisdom are two different things. Cleverness is a kind of viability; And wisdom is a state of being. There are not many smart people in the world, estimated at one tenth; Wise men are rare, and it is estimated that they are one in a hundred. In real life, it is smart people who don't suffer; It is a wise man who can bear hardships. Smart people know what they can do, but they also know what they can't do.
9. Time is like a river, and the left bank is unforgettable. The right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, with rushing water in the middle and a touch of sadness. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this tangled world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart!
10. No matter how much you say to people you don't know, it's all nonsense. The destiny takes a hand's person, your existence can awaken all his feelings.
1 1. I'll take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.
12. I am single now, please wish my friend to be single.
13. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.
14. Sister papers with small breasts should smile more, because they are happy to make a tragedy.
15. I went to the morning market to buy food. I accidentally found that the wintersweet in the roadside community was in bloom, so I took a few pictures of myself.
16. You have your face value, and I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.
17. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.
18. Since drinking water makes me fat, why don't I drink coke?
19. The inner self is full and powerful, and I am very satisfied with myself. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.
20. I don't know what surrender is, and there is nothing destiny takes a hand. We were born to turn over.
A sentence in which a person is bored and amuses himself (Chapter II). You young people just take money too seriously! Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?
22. Life is looking for sugar in glass slag, which may be sweet or fishy.
After eating and drinking, I continued to lie down and read for a while. The more I read, the more uncomfortable I feel. The more I watch it, the more I can't sleep. It turns out that I'm not reading.
24. My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the leading role.
25. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, with one class longer than six.
26. You called me short. You are a joke, but you will never hold your head up in front of me.
27. As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.
28. From now on, don't live the life you should live, but live the life you want!
29. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.
30. I always say that my mouth is hard, and I don't know if it is soft until I taste it.
3 1. I hope everyone will be rational and idolized, and don't burn their bodies for me.
32. When a friend's invitation is rejected, there will be a long time to raise the bottle.
33. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.
I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.
You can't stop anyone from criticizing you, but you should give yourself more warmth.
36. I hate the nonsense that tells me "Why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.
37. On the nth day when I couldn't go out, I started eating on the balcony and watching the outside world.
38. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.
Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will jump on you without hesitation.
40. How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.
A sentence that a person is bored and amuses himself (Chapter 3) 4 1. Be someone else's baby and stay out of my muddy water.
42. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!
43. I can kill you with the keyboard, or I can shame you with my beauty.
44. There are too many people smiling at you in this world. There are too few people who really tolerate you.
45. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I listen so silly on the other end.
46. Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.
47. Life is a long journey. We can't go every step so perfectly. It's not a bad thing to fall and take a few detours. At least, it gives us a taste of setbacks, increases our experience and enriches our lives. Maybe we didn't understand until we crossed the finish line that the road was flat but the scenery was less, and it was more dull without turning. As long as we have experienced, tried and walked, we have won a brand-new self!
48. Can't learn, can't fall in love, can't sing K, can't watch, can't LOL. I don't know how I got through all these years.
49. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV series, three meals and two meals.
50. I can't chat, but when you are bored, I will be bored with you.
5 1. I was stupid on the other end of the phone.
If you can't control your future, who will listen to your tragic past?
53. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.
54. Civilized people are more experienced and smarter barbarians.
55. You really don't look down on fat people. You are obsessed with losing weight.
56. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.
I was still sleeping when the sun came out, so I'll see you in the underworld.
58. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.
59. I have been to many places while you were away, but only when you are around can the scenery become a landscape.
A person always entertains himself.
A person always entertains himself. An inspirational sentence with a good attitude (I) 1. It doesn't matter whether you are fat or not, at least you are ugly.
2. "Say, what else can you eat?" "You will be hungry."
3. At this moment, the threshold that we thought we couldn't cross actually turned around for a while, and we have easily skipped it; The moment we thought we couldn't do, in fact, we endured it and naturally passed. Everything that doesn't beat you will make you stronger. If time can't beat you, it will also save you.
4. Meng Jiangnv cried the Great Wall dry and red, and the white lady was covered in water.
As long as it is a comedy ending, you can always make me cry.
6.do you smell my malice? Give you a sock to feel it.
7. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?
8. The best state is that you have seen the darkness and pain of this world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.
9. Long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.
10. When we are young, we all make mistakes. Next year, the teacher will call the girl aunt and the boy uncle, so now we deserve it. We'll pay it back sooner or later when we go out!
1 1. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?
12. Life is a long journey. We can't go every step so perfectly. It is not a bad thing to fall and take a few detours. At least, we can taste setbacks, gain more experience and make our life colorful. Maybe we didn't understand until we crossed the finish line that the road was flat but the scenery was less, and it was more dull without turning. As long as we have experienced, tried and walked, we have won a brand-new self!
13. Actually, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.
14. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.
15. The world is bitter, but I am sweet.
16. The starting point of your life is not so important, but where you can finally reach.
17. Being drunk three times a day often confuses sleep with sleep. The thin body is getting wider and wider, and it is difficult to hide people's haggard.
A person always entertains himself. An inspirational sentence with a good attitude (below) 18. I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.
19. Success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success.
20. Salt won't hurt you unless you fester.
2 1. Once a person has survived all the hardships, he doesn't expect to be with anyone.
22. I still want to be a pig you like, just eat and sleep.
23. Life is too hard. Good thing I'm so cute.
24. I have rounded up a lot recently, and I am cute and gained a ton.
25. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing channels.
I really want to make money into my hobby.
27. If I ride a horse, you can call me a groom, if I drive a car, you can call me a coachman, so what should you call me if I take care of the accounts?
28. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.
29. People's trouble is 12: they can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, and can't forget it. Look at the complicated life with a simple mind and take a bumpy road. Life is simple and happy, life is happy!
30. Home of mouth, laughing and dancing happily every day.
3 1. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
32. If you are busy recently, don't panic. After this busy period, you can continue to be busy with the next one.
As long as you are not dead, don't treat yourself as a waste.
34. At the moment, I am willful, but I am short of money.
A person always entertains himself with a good attitude (Part III) 35. One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds or your money. Of course she doesn't want you!
You can't replace anyone, because everyone has their own beauty and uniqueness.
37. Every heartless person has a history of caring for someone.
38. Actually, I'm not without anything. I'm full of conceit and affectation, and I'm disgusting.
39. It doesn't matter if you have a simple meal and your friends are gone or confused. As long as you have a steaming soul, life will not be bad.
40. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.
4 1. Don't call others insane. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.
42. Although I have no books, notes, classes or review, I have a heart that I don't want to fail.
43. You deserve all your pain. You can't take it personally.
44. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.
45. In the end, you didn't say how to end up loving deeply.
46. I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and the rest is up to you.
47. Life, just be happy, don't pursue too much.
If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?
49. If the world isn't worth it, you are.
50. "Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself?" "I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!"
I like to entertain myself with 50 sentences when I am bored.
When I'm bored, I like a word of entertaining myself-1. Since I deleted you, the internet speed has been much faster.
You are short-lived, and my fatness is temporary.
I am single now, please bless my friend to be single.
Only when you don't expect anything can everything come as scheduled.
But I have a fierce side and a gentle side.
6. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.
7. Flowers bloom into the sea, and missing becomes a disaster. If you don't come, I will be old.
8. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger.
9. Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, it will freeze into ... Wang Wang will break the ice.
10. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be single and poor.
1 1. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
12. When you finally see the gorgeous light, you will understand that all the pain is worth it.
13. I eat every day, I am tired every day, and I sleep proudly every day.
14. At this moment, the threshold that we thought we couldn't cross, in fact, looking back for a while, we have easily skipped; The moment we thought we couldn't do, in fact, we endured it and naturally passed. Everything that doesn't beat you will make you stronger. If time can't beat you, it will also save you.
15. As long as you are not dead, don't treat yourself as a waste.
16. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.
17. In the end, you didn't say how to end up loving deeply.
When I am bored, I like to entertain myself alone. From now on, please form a team automatically and get out of my sight.
19. The country is peaceful, the society is peaceful, and citizens visit parks and entertain themselves, which is very emotional. China flourished for a hundred years.
20. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!
2 1. If your future is uncertain, who will listen to your tragic past?
22. On the nth day when I couldn't go out, I started eating on the balcony and watching the outside world.
23. Joy itself is not bad, but some producers of joy bring many times more trouble than joy.
24. If you don't live your whole life, don't talk about it.
25. After all the hardships, one doesn't expect to be with anyone.
26. My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the leading role.
In fact, in this world, no one dares to bet against time, because it will be a lost gamble, and no one can have a chance to win time. When we are all white-haired, time is still as green as ever.
28. Every heartless person has a history of caring for someone.
29. You have your face value and I have my shorts. They are not very short, but they are cool.
30. Pay people who know how to be grateful and stay away from people who consume themselves.
3 1. The starting point of your life is not so important, but where you can finally reach.
32. You said I was short. You are a joke, but you will never hold your head up in front of me.
In my Me Before You, I am not a judge by appearances.
34. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat.
I like to entertain myself when I am bored. 35. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. This is a waste of resources.
36. "How can I get someone I love to contact me?" "It's not as simple as asking him for money."
37. Stubby branches broken by strong wind were randomly put into small bottles. After two days, I had a good time and had a good time.
Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.
39. 150 square meter house, you can walk 5000 steps every day.
40. The most wonderful thing in this world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.
4 1. Some people will come and go in your life, but those who are willing to stay are enough.
42. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.
43. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my sweet face.
44. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think about it for a long time after spending fifty dollars. Now I have to think about it for five dollars.
Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.
46. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.
47. Work hard, or you will have nothing but beauty.
48. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own, and I don't dislike them!
49. Since you are far away, don't ask the way home, because any journey will have an end. Shaoguang changes, the seasons change, and you can ride home in just one cycle. At that time, the oblique plum branches have reached the wall courtyard and brought you the news of spring first.
50. Keep repeating the boring life every day.
Learn a humorous sentence excerpt from your own entertainment.
Learn a humorous sentence that amuses yourself (I) 1. You can only get used to a bad-tempered person like me.
Drinking alcohol three times a day often affects sleep. The thin body is getting wider and wider, and it is difficult to hide people's haggard.
Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I don't agree. They must have never seen me.
Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more if you are ugly.
When the memory is slowly broken, who can understand whether it can be restored to the beauty before you left?
6. When happiness comes too easily, sadness is not far away.
7. You are crazy and a little stupid; Crazy to the end of the world
8. Every day, every simple greeting. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.
9. Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will pounce on you without hesitation.
10. Think about your own mistakes and forget others' mistakes.
1 1. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
12. I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high!
13. Grandpa said that in their time, when they met questions that they couldn't do in the exam, they wrote "Long live Chairman Mao", and no one dared to cross it.
14. I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't care about you.
15. As long as you are not dead, don't treat yourself as a waste.
16. From the house to the day when the plague disappeared, the beautiful world was everywhere.
17. Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.
18. I am fascinated by you. You must reward me.
19. How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.
20. You don't cherish leaflets because they are handed to you, but because you don't need them at all.
2 1. On the day when you don't go out, practice beauty behind closed doors.
22. The story of my pajamas and I can't finish for a thousand nights.
Learn a humorous sentence about a person entertaining himself (Part II) 23. "How can I get someone I love to contact me?" "It's not easy to ask him for money."
24. Waiting for someone whose eyes are full of people who can cure all my pain, but there is no such person in this world. I want to cure myself and turn myself into a person who enjoys himself.
I cried at the moment I decided to give up. When I closed my eyes, I thought I could forget it, but the tears I shed deceived myself. I love you. How can you give up easily?
26. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
27. Looking through my mobile phone for thousands of times, I looked out of the room. It was sunny outside, and I didn't add chaos to my position.
28. I'm not the cutie who will spend fifty dollars for a long time. Now I must think carefully about five dollars.
29. I am only in my twenties. Love can arrive later, but delivery can't be late at all.
I really don't understand why I can eat so fat when I am so poor.
3 1. Life, just be happy, don't pursue too much.
32. Enjoy yourself and worry about yourself! Learn to live by yourself for the rest of your life.
33. I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death before I put it down.
34. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?
35. ten thousand horses tread flat Sichuan and walk the line. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.
36. I hate the nonsense that tells me "Why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.
37. You really don't look down on fat people. You are obsessed with losing weight.
38. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own, and I don't dislike them!
Don't take other people's maps, find your own way.
40. Class hours are like Fu Nan's battery. One class is longer than six.
4 1. There are so many couples outside that I dare not go out for fear that they will regret having someone.
42. If you don't mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.
43. God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and I successfully seized it!
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