A short and humorous inspirational joke

1. People learn to be strong between falling and getting up, and they all walk the road of growth between wind and rain and sunshine. Failure can only bring you some lessons, some calm thinking, and don't be overwhelmed by despair and decadence.

2. If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

3. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

4. Yuanyang played in the water and was drowned by his mother; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

6. A policeman went to Thailand to handle a case and called a young lady at night. After making love several times, the young lady has been touching the policeman's penis in his arms. The policeman was very comfortable and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Melancholy miss: "no, I just miss." I used to have it. "

7. The boss sat there depressed after work, and the secretary asked why. Boss: "I received a letter from a guy yesterday saying that if I don't leave his wife, he will kill me!" " Secretary: "Just leave his wife! "Boss:" But that guy didn't sign! " "

8. Once, a very bad eunuch stopped Ji Xiaolan and asked him to tell a joke. Ji Xiaolan said, "Once upon a time, there was a man." Then there was a long silence, and the eunuch couldn't help asking, "What's next?" Ji Xiaolan replied: "There is nothing down there!"

9. Passing by a bank, four or five men came over and suddenly coughed together. I suddenly thought it was a code word to grab, so I was nervous! As a result, they coughed and walked past. Then I started coughing with a woman! It's not an infectious disease, t virus or something, is it? A little scared! What's going on Until I got to the place where they started coughing, I also coughed! Shit, whose cooking is so choking pepper.

10. When a male colleague and a female colleague were joking, the male accidentally sprayed perfume into the female's eyes, and the female burst into tears. The man said nobly, "Nothing, I will support you all my life!" " It happened that the man's girlfriend came to pick him up from work and heard this sentence at the door. Without waiting for his girlfriend to speak, the man decisively pulled his female colleague to his girlfriend and said, "Come, call mom!" " "