What are some funny jokes about chocolate fights?

The White Bone Demon’s Love Letter to Sun Wukong\x0d\I am Xiaobai, the one who hit me three times last time. I think it's hard for you, but why do you keep ignoring me? I understand that you only care about your master and protect him, but recently your second junior brother's meat is more valuable than your master's, and you have to take care of two people. You are getting thinner and thinner, and less and less monkey-like. You have to pay attention to your health. \x0d\\x0d\Yes, do you know who I am? White Bone Demon? The answer was only half correct. The White Bone Demon was my later identity. In fact, I was your neighbor. It turned out that the little girl who always picked peaches for you when you were pressed under Wuzhi Mountain was me. You called me LOLI when I was little, do you remember? I have been particularly fond of you since I was a child. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, especially the long hair, and your noble sentiment of eating peaches without spitting out the peach cores deeply moved me. \x0d\\x0d\Everything was wonderful at that time, but I never thought that time would be merciless. I later became an old woman, and I felt too embarrassed to see you, so I became a monk and became a demon. Although I became a monk halfway, I learned quickly and now I can disguise my age and different characters, and I am not afraid of little gods. But after all, I became a monk halfway, and my studies were harder than others. Do you understand this? \x0d\\x0d\Kongkong, everything I do is for you. I repeated the college entrance examination for two years before I was admitted to the Fairy major for bachelor's and master's degree. When I was admitted to college, I was 82 years old. The media also reported on me and said that I He is the oldest college student, and he is very famous. Later, I saw that you were still at the foot of the mountain, so I studied for a Ph.D., which took me more than 385 years. Our instructor is really awesome. Looking back on our video chat, I am much younger now than when I first came here. I look like I am 20 years old! \x0d\\x0d\Kongkong, do you know that I have had a hard time these years? In order not to let you say I am old, I spent all my money on cosmetics (this is also the reason why I have not been online for a long time). Now There are a lot of cosmetics in the mall, such as Opal, Biotherm, H2O, etc. By the way, I'll send you two bottles of men's products later. Just put some on if you have nothing to do. It's quite a bourgeoisie. People nowadays are good at this! \x0d\\x0d\Kongkong, that day I found out that you were out of prison. You were accompanying Mr. Tang on vacation in India. You found such a good job just after you were released from prison. I admire you so much. In order to see you, I also gave you my diploma. If I don’t want it, I’ll run to the road and wait for you. After all my money is spent, I’ll go live in a cave. There’s no air conditioning in the summer and no heating in the winter. It’s really hard. \x0d\\x0d\Kongkong, after all these years, I don’t know what type you like, so I pretended to be a village girl and approached you. I didn’t expect that you didn’t like this type, so I beat you down with a stick. You are not young anymore, so I thought you might like someone older, so I pretended to be an old girl in her 60s, but I didn't expect you still didn't like her. This is difficult for me. If you don’t like the old or the young, then you must like men. It takes a lot of effort to pretend to be a man. I thought it would work this time, but I didn’t know that you are still cold. \x0d\\x0d\I analyzed it carefully and suspected that it was just because you were embarrassed that your master was present. In fact, what your master said is not necessarily correct. He said: "Humans are born from human beings, and demons are born from demons." This sentence is wrong. At least my mother is an authentic human being. Also, when he sang "ONLY YOU" to show off his vibrato, my sisters said it was disgusting, so you must not imitate it. \x0d\ \x0d\Dear Sora, if you are affectionate, I will wait for you in the cafe next to the Bone Cave in three days. When you come in, the one you see drinking soy milk is me!