Tell me an interesting joke.

1. In the stationery store, an old couple came. The old man picked up a box of inkpad, looked at it and said, "buy one."

The old woman said in surprise, "Why did you buy this?"

Old man: "Write your will according to your handprint."

2. In a hotel, a male customer asked for a glass of wine, raised his glass and gulped it down, then took out a 50 yuan bill from his wallet and put it on the counter, and then hurried out.

The bartender grabbed the note and stuffed it into his pocket, but when he looked up, he saw the boss staring at him. . .

So he hurried forward and explained, "boss, did you see the man who just went out?" He asked for a glass of wine and gave me a tip of 50 pounds, but he went out in a hurry and forgot to pay for the wine! "

The thief broke into a bank and found that only one cashier was immersed in reconciliation.

Tie him up, shut up and put the money in the bag.

When they finished, the thieves were about to leave when they heard the voice of the gagged cashier.

The thief took off what was stuffed in his mouth and asked, "What are you going to say?"

The cashier said, "You can also take the bill. This account is simply sorry! " "

4. A boxing gym is about to open, and friends will visit it. Everyone pointed to the "welcome next time" at the door and said, it's too literary. Let's change it to something with industry characteristics.

On the opening day, everyone found that it was changed to five words: "Come again if you have the ability".