Humorous jokes about hemorrhoids

An anorectal doctor went to the hospital for dinner. He saw the waiter always sticking his ass up, so he asked the waiter, miss, do you have hemorrhoids? "Please order from the menu, sir."

A slender pumpkin was blocked at the intersection. Kan Kan talked about it. It is inconvenient for people to come and go, but he is also afraid of being warned, lest do miss make out. A playful little Dan saw it and shouted, "Hey, what are you doing there?" Like hemorrhoids! " When I finished, I thought I was beautiful. I am proud of myself, but I see people's eyes are like needles, and they are all condensed on my body, which seems to be a sign of dumping my body and toilet. So he ran away.

Can hooligans understand the true meaning of this?

The painter suffered from an eye disease and went to see a doctor. After treatment, he finally recovered.

The painter rewarded the doctor, and the doctor said that he didn't want his money for anything, but wanted to draw him a picture.

Painter: "What do you want me to draw?"

Doctor: "It doesn't matter what you draw, as long as you draw it."

So, the painter drew a huge eye with the doctor's face as the center, which was very realistic.

The doctor looked at it for a while and said, "Fortunately, I am not a hemorrhoid doctor.

I used to have peas on my face, which was medically called acne. I want to go to the hospital and say to the doctor with a registration form, "doctor, please take a look at it for me." I have hemorrhoids on my face! ! "... at that time, the doctor's mouth was crooked, and his mouth was open for a long time, and all the people who saw the doctor fell down!

A little fellow villager came to our dormitory, stood in the middle, looked around at us and didn't answer him. He said to himself, "Oh, I have hemorrhoids. It hurts." Hehe, I didn't mean to promote hemorrhoids for others. A buddy's girlfriend is sitting in bed snickering. As a result, he added, we all climbed down. "What's wrong with this hemorrhoid? It has to grow a neck. "