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100 points, please give me lines for hospital-themed skits!
Little Things in the Hospital (Drama Sketch) Time: It’s around four o’clock in the afternoon in winter. Location: Doctor's office in a hospital. Characters: Wang Wenqiang - male doctor (played by Tian Liang); Xiao Li - female nurse (played by Sun Shuang); Juanjuan - female (played by Wang Wenjuan) Plot: Doctor Wang and his girlfriend Juanjuan made an appointment to go to the park after get off work They met and went to meet their future mother-in-law, but unexpectedly missed the appointment. After waiting hard, Juanjuan angrily went to the hospital, but the result was unexpected... Act 1 (conversation between doctors and nurses before leaving get off work) [Xiao Li goes to Xiao Li: Dr. Wang! (Seeing no one) Oh, why were you here just now, and then disappeared after a while. [Doctor Wang enters Dr. Wang: Xiao Li, are you okay? Xiao Li: Dr. Wang, I see that you have been too busy these days and I am afraid that you will be exhausted. Dr. Wang: Xiao Li, there are many patients these days and the staff in the department are tight. We can’t take it lightly! Xiao Li: I know that you should be highly responsible for your patients as you would your own relatives! Dr. Wang: Look at you little nurse. Xiao Li: Little nurse, little nurse, little nurse! Dr. Wang: Look, here you are again. Recently, a report meeting on Gui Xien's deeds was held in the courtyard. Did you also go? Xiao Li: I participated, and it was very touching. I even glanced at you secretly, and you secretly wiped away your tears. Dr. Wang: Look at you, you little brat. You are so devilish. Aren’t you also moved to tears? Xiao Li Wang: Dr. Wang, I think we should learn from Gui Xien and not just talk but not do it. Dr. Wang: Xiao Li, that’s good. From now on, I will be as strict with our work as Dr. Gui Xien. Xiao Li: Got it! It's what Dr. Gui Xi'en said, "It's okay to neglect me, but it's not okay to neglect patients!" Dr. Wang: (Looking down at the watch on his wrist) Oops, it's almost time to get off work. Xiao Li: Dr. Wang, I see you checked your watch several times today. Do you have any important appointments? Dr. Wang: (embarrassingly) Hi, sorry, I have an important appointment after get off work today. Xiao Li: What, an important date? Is it... Dr. Wang: Xiao Li, to be honest with you, today is my girlfriend... Xiao Li: Girlfriend? Doctor Wang: Xiao Li, she’s my girlfriend. She said, meet her in front of the park within an hour after get off work. See you there or not! Xiao Li: Oh, you are so infatuated and romantic! I think you are a very good sister-in-law! Dr. Wang: How should I put it? I’ve met the dance teacher a few times and he has a pretty good temperament. Xiao Li: Why do you only look outside and not inside our hospital? As the saying goes: Don't leave the land to outsiders. Doctor Wang: Okay, Xiao Li, stop making trouble. Her mother came from her hometown yesterday. We made an appointment to meet her mother at her home after get off work. Xiao Li: Oops, I called my mother before I even walked through the door. I’m so infatuated and I don’t know how to be shy! [Ringtone Dr. Wang, we have an emergency patient. Dr. Wang: Hurry, Xiao Li! [Doctor Wang and Xiao Li exit the second scene (Juanjuan comes to the door angrily) [Juanjuan goes to the door excitedly. Juanjuan: We agreed to meet in front of the park today, but not only did he not come, he didn’t even call me. It looks like he doesn’t have me in his heart at all! (Sitting on the chair angrily) [Xiao Li enters Xiao Li: Miss, who are you? Juanjuan: I’m looking for your doctor Wang. Xiao Li: Dr. Wang is currently rescuing an emergency patient and is busy. Juanjuan: Busy, busy, busy. I think you are all a bunch of workaholics. Xiao Li: Please don't talk like this, and don't hinder our work here. Juanjuan: Why can’t I speak here? I am Dr. Wang’s girlfriend! [Internal voice Xiao Li——Xiao Li: Hey, here we come! (Part 2) Juanjuan: I will wait here today to see how you, Dr. Wang, will explain, hum! (Go to the table inside and sit down with your back to the audience) Act Three (The more you explain the reason for missing the appointment, the more troublesome it becomes) [Enter Dr. Wang Dr. Wang: Finally out of danger. Xiao Li! [Xiao Li enters Xiao Li: Hey, here I come! Dr. Wang: The patient is out of danger for the time being. You should pay close attention and observe. If there is any abnormality, report it to me immediately. Please keep a record. (Hands the medical record book to Xiao Li) Xiao Li: Dr. Hu is here to take over. Dr. Wang, please leave first! Dr. Wang: No, Dr. Hu doesn’t understand the condition very well yet. I have to stay here for a while.
Xiao Li: Doctor Wang, don’t you have something important to do today? Dr. Wang: Oh! Xiao Li: It’s a date! Dr. Wang: Oops, (looking at the watch) more than an hour has passed. Yes, I need to call her and explain the situation. Juanjuan: (turns around, gently) No need, I’m here. If you have anything, just say it! Doctor Wang (steps forward): Juanjuan, you are here! [Internal voice: Nurse! Xiao Li: Here we come! (Makes a face) Juanjuan: (stands up) Wen Qiang, let’s go. Mom is very happy today. She went to the street to buy food. She wants to cook us a table of delicious hometown dishes, waiting for us. Going back. Doctor Wang: Juanjuan, I can’t leave now. Juanjuan: What, you still don’t want to leave? My mother came all the way here just to see you. This is the first time you see my mother. Dr. Wang: Juanjuan, listen to my explanation. [Xiao Li enters Xiao Li: Doctor Wang, the patient has woken up. Dr. Wang: OK, Xiao Li, the patient has just woken up and his condition is not stable yet. We need to pay attention to care. Xiao Li: I know! (Part 2) Dr. Wang: Look at this little girl! Juanjuan: Oh, you are so affectionate. Under the guise of treating patients, you just want to stay here with the nurse for a while? Doctor Wang: Juanjuan, you...you have gone too far! Juanjuan: I don’t want to hear your explanation. In one sentence, do you love me or not? Dr. Wang: I have a job here. The patient’s condition is not yet stable, so I feel worried! Juanjuan: You keep talking about being a patient and you can forget about the good things you said. I think you are really sick! Dr. Wang: You, you scolded me? Juanjuan: No, no, I didn’t scold you. Doctor Wang: Okay, no matter what, Juanjuan, I, let me explain it to you. Today, I have made full preparations. I will get off work at 5:30 and wait for you in front of the park at 6 o'clock on time. Juanjuan: You didn’t come! Dr. Wang: When we were about to get off work, an aunt who had a heart attack was sent to the emergency department. Corey organized emergency rescue. Juanjuan: But you are already off work! Dr. Wang: Yes, but this patient’s condition is very special, and I have to stay and rescue him. Fortunately, I encountered this kind of case when I was studying in the province. Juanjuan: Okay, don’t explain, my great doctor. Dr. Wang: With our efforts, the patient was finally saved. Otherwise, the patient would have been in danger. The first words she said when she woke up were... Juanjuan: You keep saying I'm a patient, do you still have me in your heart? Dr. Wang: You, you know, I am a doctor. Here in our hospital, I only have patients in my eyes and no one else! Juanjuan: What, no one else and no me? Dr. Wang: No, only patients. Juanjuan: What, without me, I am worse than a patient? Dr. Wang: Hi, Juanjuan, I am a doctor, and it is my duty to treat illnesses and save lives. We treat patients as family members. Whenever I see the patients I rescued being discharged healthily one by one, tell me how happy I am. ! Juanjuan: Okay, okay, you don’t have me or my mother in your heart at all. Today there are patients but not me, and there are no patients but me. Just go find a patient. (Turns around sharply to leave) Dr. Wang: Juanjuan, Juanjuan┅┅Listen to my explanation. Act 4 (The truth is revealed) [Xiao Li enters Xiao Li: Dr. Wang! Dr. Wang: How is the patient's condition? Is he still stable? Xiao Li: The patient's condition is stable. She said that she must thank you properly. Dr. Wang: Xiao Li, tell her not to move around. I will go see her. Juanjuan: (angry) Look at her, look at her, just take her back! Xiao Li: Hey, please don’t interfere with our work! Dr. Wang: Now we have to notify the patient’s family quickly. Xiao Li: Look, this is his daughter’s phone number. Dr. Wang: Okay, come on, I’ll call the family members in person. (Dial) Jieping: What's wrong? You're in love again, aren't you? Doctor Wang: Juanjuan, stop making trouble! [Phone rings Dr. Wang: Hello! [Juanjuan answers the phone Juanjuan: Hello! Dr. Wang: What, is it you? Juanjuan: What, is it ┅┅? Ah, yes, it’s my mom, it’s mom, mom—! (Turn around and bow to Nurse Xiao Li) [Ending
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