English dialogue jokes with translation (for 6 people)

1. A Sunday school teacher is telling her students the importance of making others happy. "Now, children," she said, "have any of you ever made others happy?"

"Teacher," said a little boy, "I made someone happy yesterday."

"Well done. Who's that? "

"My grandmother."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother happy. "

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her,' Grandma, I'm going home', and she said,' Well, I'm very happy!' "

The teacher of a Sunday school (a children's class held by the Christian church on Sundays to instill religious ideas in children) is telling the students the importance of making others happy. "Now, children," she said, "have any of you ever made others happy?"

"I, teacher," said a little boy, "I made others happy yesterday."

"Well done, who is it?"

"My grandmother."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you make your grandmother happy. "

"Well, teacher. I went to see her yesterday and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her,' Grandma, I'm going home.' She said,' Oh, I'm glad!

2. Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to put them?

Stan: In the bathroom.

Fred: But what do you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: blindfold them!

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where do you want to put them?

Stan: The bathroom.

Fred: But what do you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: blindfold them!