Super funny joke lines (not too many)

1, Zhan Zhao caught up with the assassin and rushed back to Kaifeng.

Gongsun Ce met Zhan Zhao and said, "Lingyang Zhan, you are absent-minded! Just now you went after the assassin, and another assassin lying in ambush on the roof immediately entered Bao Gong's room! "

Zhan Zhaoxin was surprised: "Are you all right? ! "

Gongsun Ce looked at the dark clouds covering the moon in the sky and said, "Fortunately, Lord Bao used his quick wits to take off all his clothes. Presumably the assassin couldn't find him. "

Great Lightness Skill. The weapon is Gu Jian Jueque. Later, when he was engaged to his wife Ding Yuehua in Mohua Village, he exchanged Zhan Zhao, one of the main characters in Zhan Lu and China's classic Three Heroes and Five Righteousnesses.

2. Zhan Zhao was unconvinced by Gongsun Ce, and he was sarcastic on purpose.

Zhan Zhao: Sometimes, sir, stupid people ask questions that smart people can't answer. Think about it, why is this? "

Gongsun Ce: Mr Zhan, you can't answer this question.

Zhan Zhao and Bao Zheng met in Bao Zheng on their way to Beijing to catch the exam. Zhan Zhao's jokes once saved Bao Zheng in the hands of a fierce monk in Jinlong Temple. He also retired robbers in Tulonggang and arrested assassins in Tianchang Town, making great achievements.

An explosion occurred in a certain place in Kaifeng, and the fire spread to all parts of the house, causing heavy casualties.

Bao Zheng and his party rushed to the scene of the accident to investigate the cause.

Suddenly, a doctor carrying a medicine box grabbed Bao Zheng and covered his nose and mouth with a cloth.

Zhan Zhao was frightened, drew his sword and came out: "Bold fanatics, how dare you harm Bao Gong!"

The doctor was furious: "harm you x!" " This fellow is burned to black charcoal and still running around! "

On the recommendation of Bao Zheng, he was appointed as a bodyguard with a knife by the emperor and worked in Kaifeng House, nicknamed "Royal Cat". If you have similar humorous jokes, please contribute with a smile and we will reward you!

4. Zhan Zhao excitedly said to the caller, "Don't worry, Lord Bao is a good official who can't find lanterns!"

Bao Zheng listened and said angrily, "Zhan Dashuai, is this official that black?"

Judging from historical records, it is impossible to verify whether it really exists. Many TV dramas have jokes about Zhan Zhao, and there are also many versions of Zhan Zhao.

5. Bao Zheng and Zhan Zhao meet for the first time. Bao Zheng handed in: "I'm going to Kaifeng, Yin Bao Zheng."

Zhan Zhao replied: "I am Xia Xia Zhan Zhao."

Bao Zheng smiled coldly: "I still can't tell the difference between men and women."

The official position is four imperial guards with knives. He works in Kaifeng, known as "Nanxia".

Zhan Zhao: "Mr. Gongsun, Bai Yutang and I decided to go to the United States to catch the murderer."

Gongsun Ce: "Good. Considering the cultural differences, you'd better each take an alias with local characteristics to facilitate your actions."

Zhan Zhao: "Thank you, sir."

Gongsun Ce carefully observed Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang and patted his thigh: "Let's call them cats and mice." (meaning cat and mouse)