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In my mind, teachers are the fiercest, and class ends at seven or eight every day.

When I got home, my father was the fiercest, beating me black and blue every day.

My mother is the fiercest when my father is away, and my homework never relaxes me.

After mom left, I was the fiercest. He rummaged through everything and had a drink if he wanted. Love the party more than love mom, patriotism more than love home; The party is my mother and the country is our home; I have no money to ask my mother for it, and I have no food to bring from home. Doing nothing, doing nothing, romantic and young.

No taxes, no food, only a bed for work.

Black and white, when you need it.

No effort, no brains, no meals, no flowers.

Infertile women do not give birth to boys and do not disturb family planning.

No noise, no pollution, bring your own equipment, and seek development.

Once upon a time, we were not afraid of having a mouse. He wants to find a wife, but he can't find one. Finally, one day, he happily said to his friend, "I have a wife." Ha ha! "The friend said," Why don't you bring your sister-in-law to show us? "He said," OK, tomorrow. " So the next day he came with his wife. After everyone finished watching it (crazy! ! What a bat!

"Ha ha! You don't understand. My wife Hao Lai is also a flight attendant! "

Pour again! ! ! ! Wife: "How much do you love me?"

Husband: "As much as a dime."

Wife: "Is that all?"

Husband: "Isn't a dime ten?" ? "A wife had a whim and wanted her husband to have a surprise. So I put on a wig, a brand-new suit and a different makeup in peacetime. Then he went to Mr. Wang's office and said coquetry, "Hi! Handsome boy, do you want to join me ... Her husband looked at her and immediately interrupted her and said, "No! I want nothing. I think of my wife as soon as I see you. "An old couple who have been married for forty years are talking.

The wife complained, "You are not as kind to me as before. You used to sit next to me. "

The husband replied, "It's easy." Then he moved to sit next to her.

"But you used to hold me tight."

"Is this good?" He put his arm around his wife's neck.

"Do you remember how you used to kiss my neck and bite my ear?"

He jumped up and walked out of the door.

The wife hurriedly asked, "Where are you going?"

The husband replied, "I have to get my dentures." A lady wanted to paint a portrait, and her husband found the best painter for her. When she sat down to draw a picture, she made a request to draw her necklaces, earrings, headdresses and other things, but in fact she didn't wear these gold and silver jewelry.

The painter agreed, but asked, "Why?"

The wife replied, "just in case, you know, I may die before my husband." He will remarry soon, and let his new wife find these treasures! "Mr Zhang and Mr Hou are good friends.

One day, Mr. Zhang went to Mr. Hou's house, and Mr. Hou was not at home. His wife said to Mr. Zhang, "What's your name?"

"My surname is Zhang."

"Is it a longbow or an early chapter?"

"The bow is very long."

"Have you eaten?"

"Not yet."

"Then I'll prepare a meal for you."

After returning home, Mr. Zhang praised Mr. Hou's wife to his wife. Zhang's wife is very dissatisfied.

One day, Mr. Hou visited Mr. Zhang's house. Mr. Zhang is not here either. His wife asks Mr. Hou, "What's your name?"

"Free of charge, surnamed Hou."

"Are you a male monkey or a female monkey?"

"Male monkey." Mr. Hou was shocked.

"Have you finished eating?"

"Still-no."

"Then I'll go in and give it to you." (I hope it can be adopted)