A classic joke that breaks one's belly

1. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

2. When money stood up and spoke, all the "truths" were silent.

3. I have thought about the five words "I can bear hardships", and I have achieved the first four ...

4. A person like you can only live for two episodes at most in a series.

5. I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

6. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, only to find out that the quilt cover was horizontal

7. Never quarrel with your parents, because when you don't win, you will only be scolded, and when you win, you will only be beaten.

8. Today, I fished for a QQ drift bottle, and I fished for one. As a result, I collapsed! One more bottle.

9. I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. How kind I am to let you die together.

1. God wanted to listen to music and took Leslie Cheung. God wanted to watch dancing and took MJ. God wanted to use iPhone5 and took Jobs.

11. No matter how big the official is, no matter how much money he has, the king of Yan still drags in.

12. Every time I take an exam, I really want to write "Baidu once, you will know" on the paper, which makes the marking teacher angry.

13. A science student called names: "You are simply the solution set of X+2 > 4!" It took me a long time to realize that the answer is "two to positive infinity" ...

14. A girl like you can't get married, and even if she does, it will be blamed on others.

15. School, although you got my body, you can't get my heart > < .

16. "Is my face oily?" "Reflective, I can't see clearly."

17. "When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hid it, I would go home for dinner.

18. Three apples changed the world: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and one was bitten by Jobs.

19. Moon, did you break my red rope?

2. On September 1st, more than ten years ago, I danced and beamed with a small schoolbag on my back, and walked into the school with a fart and a fart. Since then, I have embarked on a road of no return.

21. When China is developed. Foreigners are required to translate classical Chinese.

22. In the past, the woman who cooked raw rice was yours, but now it doesn't matter if you cook raw rice into popcorn.

23. If the exam is rewarded with QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

24. The chemistry teacher asked, "What about the gas leak at home?" Get up and say, "Have a cigarette and calm down."