There is a joke about boys teasing girls. Does anyone have the original text? It said that a boy called the girls' dormitory and said he wanted to commit suicide..., does anyone have the original tex

There is a joke about boys teasing girls. Does anyone have the original text? It said that a boy called the girls' dormitory and said he wanted to commit suicide..., does anyone have the original text?

Harassment phone calls in girls' dormitory - so funny, you will never regret it after reading it

I am a boy. The night before yesterday, everyone in the room felt that they had nothing to do and couldn't sleep. Decided to make harassing phone calls.

Then he randomly dialed the number of the girls dormitory of Nanjing University of Technology. On the phone, I said in a very depressed tone that I was so depressed that I wanted to commit suicide. The following is part of the live recording:

Me: Hello, I’m sorry to bother you, I have no other intention, I just want to find someone to accompany me through the last mile of my life

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On the phone: No, you said you were going to commit suicide (I snickered, luckily she didn’t know how thick-skinned I am)

Me: Yes, I recently It’s clear that the money I just withdrew from the bank was stolen. I finally celebrated my birthday and got drunk and got into a fight with someone. I opened the person’s head with a brick and found that person He is the counselor of our department; I managed to raise a turtle

, but ended up crawling into the cafeteria. When I found it, the shell was already left... (Sweat, this doesn’t even sound like harassment. Phone call,

I am really worried about the future of my motherland)

Then the girl kept trying to persuade me, telling me jokes and some embarrassing things about herself, which made me laugh to death! *

End of Part 1*

The next morning, we answered the phone again, but it was my classmate talking to her:

My classmate: Hello, I'm from the Gulou District Public Security Bureau. Something happened here yesterday. Which of you answered the call after 12 o'clock in the evening?

On the other side of the phone: It’s me, what’s wrong? (What a coincidence, maybe the phone is right next to her)

My classmate: Oh, yesterday someone here committed suicide by jumping off the building. I found out from his mobile phone that his last call was to you

Yes, we would like to ask, what is your relationship with him?

Over the phone: Don’t you know me?

My classmate: Don’t you know me? You fight for more than half an hour without knowing each other?

I really don’t know him. I’ve never met him. He said he wanted to commit suicide. He dialed a random number and I even gave him some guidance for a long time! (

Hearing the voice, I almost cried.)

My classmate: Oh, okay, then, please repeat what he said.

The other side of the phone:…………………………

My classmate: Oh, I couldn’t tell you clearly on the phone, so what’s your name and where do you live? Don't go out in the afternoon. We will go over at 2:30 to understand the situation with you, and you can reflect on it yourself.

Over the phone: My name is ×××, I live...

*End of Part 2*

Yesterday morning, we dialed that number again , it’s still my classmate

My classmate: Hello, I’m looking for ×××

The other side of the phone: Wait a minute.

All I heard was shouting, "×××, call me, it's a man!" (I was dizzy. I heard it was a man who was so

excited. It couldn’t be the dinosaur dormitory.)

My classmate: Hello, ×××? I'm from the Gulou District Public Security Bureau. Yes, I talked to you on the phone yesterday. We had something to do and couldn't make it. So, you can come over at 3pm! Our bureau is right here... When you come, just ask Captain Liu of the Criminal Investigation Division

That's it (you still can't hear this, the guy from the Criminal Investigation Division jumped off the building, I'm sorry...)

At about 2:50 in the afternoon, a few of us also entered the Gulou District Public Security Bureau (not to arrest her, but to see if she was coming

and to see what she looked like), and saw a Pretty girls are asking everywhere: Where is Captain Liu of the Criminal Investigation Department?

At 11:30 in the evening, we dialed that number again, and it was still my classmate

My classmate: Hello, I’m looking for ×××

Just in time Which woman answered: It's me, what happened so late?

My classmate: I'm from the Public Security Bureau who came to see you yesterday. It's like this. Don't be nervous. Listen to me first.

The woman: What's going on? I'll tell you this afternoon Didn’t find Captain Liu?

My classmate: The situation is a bit complicated now. We just received a call from Gulou Hospital

Female: Ah~~

My classmate: Gulou Hospital said that the body of the man who jumped from the building yesterday was missing. They searched for it for a long time but could not find it. They only found your phone number written in blood on the wall.

The woman screamed: Ah. .

My classmate: Don’t panic~~ Please close the doors and windows, I’m afraid he will come to you...

The woman was too scared to speak:. . .

My classmate said: Although we also believe in science, there are questions that cannot be explained~~~That’s it. If you have any questions, please call