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Why are pig ears pig ears?
Because the father asked his son to buy bamboo poles, he mistook bamboo poles for pig livers. Later, when I was accused of having no ears when I was taught to buy the wrong thing, I thought that my father found out that he had stolen the pig's ears and offered them, so I made a joke.
Joke about bamboo pole, pig liver and pig ears:
Once upon a time, a father told his son to go to the market to buy bamboo poles, and his son called them "pig liver". My son went to the market, bought some pig livers, and secretly bought two pig ears with extra money, ready to go home and enjoy them himself. When he got home, the son hid the pig's ears in his pocket and gave the pig's liver to his father.
As soon as the father saw that his son had misheard and bought something wrong, his lungs exploded, so he asked his son, "Where are your ears?" "My son was shocked and didn't understand why his father knew he bought pig ears. I had to take out the pig's ear and give it to my father and say, "Here's the ear. ""Father was so angry that he squeezed a sentence through his teeth: "You still have such selfishness.
My son bought the wrong thing because he misheard his father's instructions. Because my father accused me of not having long ears, I thought that my father had found out that he had stolen pig ears, so I gave them away guiltily, which was ironic.
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