English joke story segmentation

English joke story segmentation

False Alarm

The boss of a big alien company which manufactured stereo apparatuses needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the upgraded computers. He dialed the employee?s home phone number and was greeted with a juvenile whisper, ?Hello?

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the entrepreneur asked, ?Is your Daddy home?

?Yes,? whispered the discreet voice.

?May I talk with him? the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, ?No, I can?t comply with your request.?

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, ?Is your Mommy there?

?Yes,? came the answer.

?May I talk with her?

Again the small abnormal voice whispered, ?No.?

Deeming empirically that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

?Is there any one there besides you? the boss asked the child.

?Yes?, whispered the child, ?A policeman.?

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee?s home, the boss asked, ?May I speak with the policeman?

?No, he is busy,? whispered the eccentric child.

?Busy

doing what? asked the baffled boss.

Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,? came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what buzzed like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, ?What is that noise?

?A helicopter,? affirmed the whispering voice.

?What is going on there? asked the boss, now alarmed.

The child answered, ?The search squad just landed the helicopter.?

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, ?Why are they there?

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a giggle, ?They are looking for me!?

Word explanation-01

False ：

adj. Wrong; hypocritical; forged

adv. Fraudulently

Alarl:

n. Alert, warning Tool; to panic

vt. To warn; to fright

alien:

adj. Foreign; different, different in nature; incompatible

n. Foreigner, alien; alien

vt. Transfer, transfer

stereo:

n. Stereo; stereo System; [print] stereotype; stereophotograph

adj. Stereoscopic; stereophonic; stereoscopic feeling

apparatuses:

n. Device, equipment; Instrument; organ

upgraded:

adj. Improved; updated; reinforced

v. Upgrade; improve (past participle of upgrade)

Juvenile:

adj. Juvenile; childish

n. Teenagers; juvenile books

Entrepreneur:

n . Entrepreneur; contractor; sponsor advocate, entrepreneur, sponsor

Discreet:

adj. Cautious; careful

(In action , speaking, etc.) prudent

Prudent, prudent

comply:

vi. Observe; obey, obey; agree

Promise, comply,

Fulfillment

Submission

Abnormal:

adj. Abnormal, irregular; abnormal

Abnormal

Abnormal

Deeming:

n. Deming (surname)

Deming

Considered

Empirically:

adv. Based on experience

Empirically

Empirically

Eccentric:

adj. Weird, abnormal

n. Weird person

Weird

baffled:

adj. With Baffled

v. Obstruction; confusing (past tense of baffle)

Stumped

Buzzed:

adj. Intoxicated; lush

v. Make a buzzing sound (past tense and past participle of buzz)

Verb, except when it means "buzzing" , also means flying low. During air shows, aircraft often fly low (the engines will make a "buzzing" sound) as a signal or to express welcome.

Affirmed:

n. Received a call

vt. Affirmed (past tense of affirm)

vi. Asserted (affirmed) Past tense)

Squad:

n. [Military] squad; squad; five-person group (informal term for basketball team)

vt. Put? Organize into a class; organize into a team

giggle:

vi. giggle; giggle

vt. giggle and say

n. giggle

Translation-01 False alarm

The boss of a large foreign company that manufactures audio equipment is going to call one of his employees. Inform him that one of the upgraded computers is having an emergency problem. He dialed the employee's home phone and heard a child's voice whispering: "Hello?"

The entrepreneur felt that talking to children was troublesome, so he was a little annoyed and asked: "Hello?" Is your father at home?

?Yes. ?said the cautious voice softly.

Can you let him answer the phone? The boss asked.

What surprised the boss was that the soft voice replied in a low voice: "No, I can't agree to your request." ?

The boss wanted to talk to an adult, so he asked: ?Is your mother here?

Yes. ?This is the answer on the other end of the phone.

Can you let her answer the phone?

This slightly abnormal and soft voice whispered again: "No." ?

The boss judged from experience that the child could not be left alone at home, so he decided to leave a message to the person who was looking after the child.

?Is there anyone else next to you? The boss asked the child.

?Yes. ?The child whispered, ?A policeman. ?

The boss wanted to know what the police were doing at his employee’s home, so he asked: Can the police answer the phone?

No, he is busy. ?The strange child replied softly.

What are you busy with? This makes the boss very confused.

?Talking to dad, mom and the firefighters. ?The child replied softly.

There was a buzzing sound like a helicopter coming from the receiver. The boss became more and more worried and even became a little anxious, so he asked: What is that sound?

? It’s a helicopter. ?The child's whispered answer confirmed his guess.

What happened? The boss asked, and he was already panicking.

The child replied: The search team is landing the helicopter. ?

The boss is panicked, worried, and no longer just a little disappointed. He asked, "What are they doing there?"

The child smiled and replied still in a low voice: "They are looking for me!";