Ipartment Wuli's cold joke

Sekitani Kamiki: I think my relationship with China people is just like my girlfriend. I love her very much, but I can't control her.

Sekitani Kamiki: I used to think that people in China were modest, but now I don't think so, because all I walk around are "China's construction is very good", "China's agriculture is very good" and "China's industry and commerce are very good". I know that China is developing well now, but it doesn't have to be like this. ....

Sekitani Kamiki: Describe a person as very happy. Jiuquan smiles.

Guangu: Isn't The Promise a romantic film?

Guan Gu read Princess Zhu Huan: One day, the duckling met four brothers.

The May 4th Movement said, "You are heartless, cruel and unreasonable!"

The duckling said, "Then you are not heartless, cruel and unreasonable?"

"I'm ruthless, cruel and unreasonable! ?

"Where are you not ruthless, where are you not cruel, where are you not unreasonable! ? " ...

Guan Gu (singing): Long Long, you are missing two years, forever and ever. ...

Guan Gu (singing): I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I just want a cheap brother and perfect love. ...

Meijia: My period came early, and now my waist is very sore and my stomach is very uncomfortable.

Guangu: Meijia, your period is really good for you. Otherwise, she will sleep in my room and I will sleep on the sofa today.

Wan Yu: Guan Gu, what you said about menstruation is not the same as what she said.

Guangu: Oh, does Meijia have many menstrual periods? Your grandmother is really fertile. I only have one, but I have three young aunts!

Guangu: It's so touching ... The little dragon girl is really beautiful ... but Yang Guo doesn't know how to cherish it. He only has an aunt in his heart!

(Zhan Bo: Well, Little Dragon Girl ... is his aunt)

Guan Gu (surprised): Ah! It's so sinful. Is it okay for Yang Guo to do this?

(Zhanbo: Er ... no uncle, to be exact)

Guangu: Oh, my God! Then Yang Guo ... became his uncle! ! The little dragon girl ... became her niece! !

(Wan Yu: Xiaolong girl was raped)

Guangu (crazy): Nani (what)? ! That will be a day!

(Wan Yu (smiling): Yes, Yin Zhiping did it)

Guan Gu (continues to be mad): Stop it! Stop it! ! (Suddenly calm) ... Is Yin Zhiping Yang Guo's uncle?

Guangu: Honey, what shall we eat today?

(Xiao Xue: Whatever. )

Guangu: Shall we eat hot pot?

(Xiaoxue: No, you will get pimples on your face if you eat hot pot)

Guangu: How about Sichuan food?

(Xiaoxue: I just ate Sichuan food yesterday. What about today? )

Guangu: Shall we eat seafood?

Xiao Xue: Bad seafood can cause diarrhea. )

Guangu: What did you say you wanted to eat?

(Xiao Xue: Whatever. )

Guan Gu: E! ~ ~ ~ Then let's stop eating and do something else.

Xiao Xue: Anything will do. )

Guangu: Then let's watch a movie. I haven't seen a movie for a long time.

(Xiaoxue: What's interesting about movies? This is a delay. )

Guangu: How about bowling? Exercise. Exercise.

(Xiaoxue: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired? )

Guan Gu: O! ~ ~ ~ ~ Then let's have some more coffee.

(Xiao Xue: Er ~ ~ ~ Drinking coffee affects sleep. )

Guangu: Then what do you want?

Xiao Xue: Anything will do. )

Guangu: Then let's go home.

(Xiaoxue: (laughs, then takes the bag) Look at you. )

Guangu: We'll take the bus and I'll walk you.

(Xiaoxue: The bus is dirty and crowded, so forget it. )

Guangu: How about taking a taxi?

Xiao Xue: It's not worth the short walk. )

Guangu: Let's go. Let's go for a walk.

(Xiaoxue: What way are you going with an empty stomach? )

Guangu: Then what do you want?

(Xiaoxue: Look at you. )

Guangu: Let's eat first.

(Xiao Xue: Whatever. )

Guangu: What to eat?

Xiao Xue: Anything will do. )

Guangu: ~! # #

(Child: Where are you from? )

Guangu: Far away, far away.

(Child: Is it Altman's hometown? )

Guangu: Well, I'm from Altman's hometown.

Child: You should be my child. )

Guangu: I found that I fight landlords and win no matter how I fight ~

Guan Gu: No, please call me Guan Gu from now on ~

Guangu: Today, two Thai friends want to give me a nickname. They say that in my hometown, my best friend should be called P. For example, Meijia, you are my friend, and your family name is Chen.

I'll call you P Chen. Zi Zi's surname is donkey, so I'll call him P donkey.

Meijia: That's no problem. Let's just call P Guan Gu!

Guan Gu: That's the problem. They are in trouble. They must call me p valley.

Guangu: I'm in a bad mood. I just go to the supermarket.

Meijia: I'll buy it for you.

Guangu: No, actually, I'm going to have fun.

Meijia: Ah, you pervert.

Guangu: Ah, you misunderstood. I am kneading instant noodles.

Meijia: Oh ... Ah. ..

Guangu: But that's still very abnormal.

Sekitani Kamiki version of the theme song of the Saint: Star Lost, you should never go to Xiazilong, don't be blind to the glacier, and don't think about your mother Ikki, ah, ah, ah, two brothers.