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How can girls be polite, elegant and embarrassed?

How can girls be polite, elegant and embarrassed?

Girls shouldn't talk so loudly.

B: Men don't talk so much nonsense!

The skirt is so short, who are you hitting on?

It's not as short as you think.

A: How can we talk about the project without drinking?

Speak with your head.

A: It's so flat and not feminine at all.

B: I can't taste anything

I eat more salt than you.

No wonder you are so free!

Yo, you're dressed so beautifully, why are you going?

B: Dry rice!

A: Why are you so stingy if you don't borrow so little money?

You need to borrow so little money. Why are you so useless?

A: You talk like this every day, and no one dares to want you.

B: There is so much nonsense every day. How much money is in your account?

Your legs are really thick

I understand you, young man. Flammulina velutipes is rough in everything.

Your eyes are really small.

Yes, what should I do? My eyes are not comparable to yours.

Big nose.

No wonder no one wants you to be so strong.

Not everyone can afford a luxury car. You are ambitious in character and price.

sorry

Aren't you dressed so sexy just to seduce men?

B: Are you so ugly to get back at society?

You must have done something wrong.

Try to stick out your face!

You are so fat, why don't you lose weight?

B: My husband says you don't have to reduce it if you can afford it.

You look very ordinary. Why did you marry well?

B: Maybe I'm just plain-looking, unlike you.

No wonder you got divorced. You are not gentle at all.

B: Who are you going to be gentle with? Lions are gentle to lions, but toads are temporary.

Not yet.