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Necessary lines for live broadcast

The lines needed for live broadcast are:

1. Welcome to the live room. Be careful not to get lost. I like giving gifts. I like animation very much. I can't help it Hurry up and act!

2, my talented girl XXX, young and beautiful, good at playing and singing, positive energy! Thank you for joining us!

3, pay attention to the anchor, the anchor will take you to the high speed, like the anchor to send paper cranes, keys, friends with show coins to send treasure maps or animations!

4. Rich people hold a money field, poor people hold a field, idle people hold a field, people who like it hold a love field, and most importantly, give you a smile!

5. There is no true feelings in the world, and the customs are long and sad. Qianshan's feelings don't change, where will hops go? If the world is full of friendship, vows of eternal love are beyond the sky.

6, the key paper cranes pave the way, like girls to pay attention, give gifts at will, love to the depths to guard, meet each other late, I hope everyone in the world will become a family.

7. This is the eternal place for beautiful women. There is always love in Qian Shan. Please pay attention! Friends who like her, please send gifts, paper crane, the open guard, how outstanding it is to be hurt, thank you.

And a good anchor needs to prepare some funny jokes to make everyone happy.

1, a group of animals gathered together than born, gecko: "I lost weight among crocodiles." Toad: "I am allergic to frogs." Octopus: "I am innocent among squid."

2. When mosquitoes reach marriageable age, mother said, "Find a spider, or at least engage in the Internet!" Dad said, "Find a bat, at least a pilot!" " At this time, the fly flew over and said, "It is the most important thing to solve the problem of food and clothing. Look at that person who reads short messages, it will feast your eyes for a lifetime! " "

3. A woodpecker was catching insects in a big tree when a fox came up and said, "Miss beautiful woodpecker, can you kiss me?" The woodpecker said, "Honey, can I have dinner?"