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Today is the National Day. Because the great and wise government has made countless achievements in building the country and caring for the people, we have a day off. My parents specially took us to the zoo to play.

Usually, we like sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut some taro to make up for it. Unexpectedly, the taro planted on the balcony was delicious, and the family greedily ate their own fruits.

Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang dressed up very beautifully, and she didn't see that she was a bad wife at all. Dad, whose hair hasn't grown completely, quickly turned over a new leaf and was crowned a monkey. After putting on a two-piece suit, you are so handsome that people run away. Dong Shi showed off his love for his beautiful sister. What's more, he put on upturned underwear, moved mountains and rivers, drew tiger dogs, dressed up brightly, and strutted on newly bought high heels.

We rode a white horse and drove a simple car to the zoo quickly, only to find that there were too many people visiting the zoo. The wolves were in power and every grass and tree was a soldier, which led to the separation of our family. My estranged father broadcast wholeheartedly everywhere and finally found my sister and me. My sister almost recognized the thief as the father. In the struggle between trapped animals, we tried our best to push ourselves to the front of the monkey bar and took a photo of our family with hypocrisy.