Allegro Fan Zhiyi: The national football player has a big belly and plays well. I recommend my grandmother.

On March 20th, recently, the "Feng Gong" War ignited the fighting enthusiasm of literary and art circles and football circles. Liu Jiming and Wan Yifu, dramatists of "Red Carp and Green Carp" in Tianjin People's Art Theatre, once again came to Allegro Tianjin, returned to Fan Zhiyi, the national football star, and mocked China football.

Earlier, Fan Zhiyi, a famous national football player, angered the fans when connecting with Ma Mingyu and Li Weifeng: "Are you jealous with so much money? You get so much money if you play well, but what money if you don't play well? MD, I want to raise a wife, I want to raise children, I want to raise a car, I want to raise a house, and I can't get the money? The boss gave it to me. I didn't steal it. Besides, your horse (Ma Mingyu) didn't take much money, and Big Head (Li Weifeng) didn't take much money. "

Today, Red Carp and Green Carp released their latest works, Play Well, in response to Fan Zhiyi.

"A football veteran, have opinions. It is said that our players earn a lot of money because they play well. "

Oh, guys, you are absolutely right. Go home. The qualifiers in 2002 made my heart surge. General Fan, this is an iron gate. Yu Genwei's shot is the pride of Tianjin. "

Entering the World Cup, being surrounded by strong enemies, you can also make moves in the face of international established teams. "

That was all in the past. Now you see, defending him depends on his eyes and he doesn't want to stretch his feet.

There is a legendary coach (Lippi), and the locker room is crazy. If everyone keeps kicking like this, I will retire and go back to my hometown. "

"It's the general's belly with fat on it."

Only in this way can I play well. I recommend my grandmother. She exercises every day, gets up early, works fast and seriously, and goes jogging when she has nothing to do.

My own team also wants to be a treasure, which will make everyone sad and there is no way to complain. "

Finally, the green carp asked the red carp, "What do you think of my size? How can I apply for the national team?"? Hmm? Just substitute classes! "

Red carp responded: "the main striker!"

The two men shouted in unison: "SMS!"

In this regard, netizens have said, "You provoked the cross talk circle and smashed the hornet's nest. Every once in a while, you don't watch it again, and you can't go back to cursing. " "Sea cucumber: It's finally out." "Let's not stop watching the folk art circle." "Don't say that men's soccer is useless. People can at least promote literary and art circles to create. They say they are hot, and they will be embarrassed. Anyway, they didn't make me a penny, so I just watched. The men's football team cost me a lot of money and added a net. " "Come on, Professor Feng will come out and write for two days." "Go on, who else will do this every day?" "Grandma can dance square dance for 90 minutes, but I can't. I seriously thought about the possibility of grandma playing. " "If I win the next two preliminaries, I think there will be many works to encourage men's football in the sketch session." "I just want to know who is a big belly in the national football team now. It is really brainless. "It's about the coach, right? Which player has a general's belly? Criticism can be personal attacks.