How to annoy a woman

How to irritate a woman with just one sentence?

How to irritate a woman with just one sentence? No matter how close and harmonious they were, men and women in love will quarrel more or less. Generally speaking, girls are more likely to quarrel. Sensitive, more likely to get angry. Some men can't get angry after a disagreement between couples. They also want to make a girl angry, but don't know where to start. Let's take a look at how to make a woman angry with just one sentence. How to say something to make a woman angry 1

1. Get lost

This word is simply invincible. No matter what time or place, saying this word will definitely make your girlfriend angry. Pay attention to your tone and tone. With an attitude that is a little impatient and a little indifferent, your girlfriend will definitely be pissed to death. I have a well-educated female classmate who broke up because her partner told her to get out of here, and then she started to talk and cursed the guy.

2. Inexplicable

When faced with your girlfriend’s unreasonable troubles, no matter what you want to say, add these four words, and you will definitely see a spark of fire. The state of starting a prairie fire. As far as I know, these are the four words that most girls hate the most. Others say that girls will be depressed for a long time, let alone their romantic partners. It is very lethal. If you don’t believe it, you can try it next time.

3. Sing against your girlfriend and carry it out to the end

For example, if she really wants to buy one thing, then you buy her another one. One piece, and then criticized the one she liked as useless. When we go out to eat together, she will say a lot of nonsense about whatever she wants to eat, how it tastes bad, how it is not good for the body, and how it smells bad. After a long time, her girlfriend can't help but feel angry.

4. Follow your girlfriend’s words

She says she wants to go to bed, so hurry up and say good night. She says she wants to lose weight, and you say she really should lose weight. If she says you don't care about her anymore and wants to break up with you, then you should agree to it quickly. Okay, game over!

Having listed so many points, I still hope that the majority of young brothers will not use any of them. After all, girls still need to be coaxed. There is not much fun in winning an argument with your girlfriend, but you will lose your girlfriend. The gain outweighs the loss. Of course, if you just want to use this method to achieve the purpose of breaking up, then I have nothing to say. How to say something to make a woman angry 2

1. Eat hard and sleep with your sweetheart.

2. Learn to forget. Forgetfulness is a good thing.

3. You can eat shit, but you can’t talk nonsense.

4. People need some temper to live with ambition.

5. We are always like children, always angry about small things.

6. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop me!

7. A man can never resist a new love.

8. What brand of plastic bag do you have? It can hold so much.

9. Life is just a play, there is no point in getting angry with a dog!

10. To borrow a sentence from Wushuang, don’t move, just let me go.

11. I want to know if your face is as hard as the soles of my shoes.

12. Don’t say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with each other.

13. Even if I am very angry, I am not willing to lose my temper with you.

14. If you are uneducated, don’t speak. Everything you say will be a joke.

15. It hurts your self-esteem to be laughed at when you are angry.

16. Carry your own dreams and taste your own tears.

17. It’s a pity that you are not a cook, you are so good at throwing the blame.

18. Notre Dame de Paris needs a bell ringer, so you are the perfect one.

19. I feel sorry for every child who is unhappy but still smiling.

20. If it weren’t for caring, who would be so angry?

21. Endurance and persistence are painful, but it will give you advantages.

22. I think you have a slap face, a face that must be slapped.

23. You can make money if you want! Otherwise, I’ll get you a water drop chip.

24. It’s a pity that you don’t have the body to move bricks, seeing how you can argue.

25. If I am a talent, then you are a genius. Just two.

26. Knowledge is all achieved by ambition. Without ambition, people will not be able to accomplish anything.

27. It is a pity that you are not a cook. You are so good at shirking the blame.

28. The big belly is not scary. The scary thing is that there is no real material inside.

29. Please forgive me for saying only words that make you angry and sad.

30. Have a longer face and clear your eyes. Please see clearly what a face is.

31. Don’t think that you are Zhuge Liang, in fact, you are just a cobbler!

32. Don’t always tell others about your difficulties and expose your vulnerability.

33. People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into it.

34. Your current attitude determines whether you will be a person or a waste ten years from now.

35. But my boy can. When you get tired, just let me carry you for a while.

36. You must be a cook. I think you are good at throwing the pot away and adding more oil and vinegar.

37. You are just a wound in my long plain youth destined to be silent.

38. I am not angry or hurt, I just feel tired.

39. If you have no education, you can learn it. If you are ugly, you can fix it. If you are evil-minded, there is no law.

40. When you are really angry, you don’t cry or make trouble, but you don’t speak. How to say something to make a woman angry 3

Why are you angry again?

Many people want to know how to avoid making their girlfriend angry.

It would take three days and three nights to explain the secrets here.

Girls are a little weird when they get angry. How can you avoid it? It's like, on a lawn full of landmines, you leave me with nowhere to go. I am also very helpless. Why do girls get angry so easily and are so difficult to coax. Most importantly, I still don’t know why she’s angry! Today I will teach you how to do the opposite.

Tell you how to make your girlfriend angry.

She said I couldn’t sleep, but you said I was too sleepy to sleep first

When is it most likely to have random thoughts?

The answer is: before going to bed at night

When I first started pursuing it, I wished I could use one day as two days. We chatted until midnight every day and still couldn't bear to sleep.

After being in love for a long time, it is easy to get sleepy.

If you work very hard during the day, your girlfriend will let you go to bed early without you having to tell her.

However, there are no special circumstances.

My girlfriend said she couldn’t sleep and just wanted to spend some time with you. But you said you were going to bed, leaving her unable to fall asleep alone.

I know there is nothing wrong with sleeping. However, you may have made a mistake if you did not understand your girlfriend's mood at that time.

I know now is not the time when you and she chatted until early in the morning every day and were reluctant to say good night, but don’t chase the girl and just don’t care. Maybe she will fall in love with you when you wake up. .

Addicted to games and not replying to messages

Games and girlfriends are natural enemies.

Have you ever seen someone who dotes on his girlfriend and his game at the same time? (Unless your girlfriend also plays with you)

It’s normal for boys to like to beat the king and eat the chicken. If, you said you went to play a game. Your girlfriend won’t pester you, she will also chat with her little sisters, go shopping, and go see Oppa.

However, it would be too much if you ignore your girlfriend's messages.

When you are playing games, you are thinking that you can finally let your teammates see my true skills. I saw the WeChat window vibrating, but I was indifferent.

I will reply after finishing this fight.

Then one after another.

The messages came one after another.

When you launch the game interface, the time already shows early morning.

When I saw WeChat, my girlfriend sent messages one after another. You enter in the dialog box: I am going to play games.

Your girlfriend didn’t reply to you, and you said a few soft words, but your girlfriend still didn’t reply.

Just play a game, you muttered in your heart.

You will never realize that the fault is not that you play games, but that you act like you are dead and don’t know how to respond to messages while playing games.

If you like playing games so much, why are you still in love?

I went to a nightclub with my friends of the opposite sex, but I didn’t tell my girlfriend clearly in advance.

It is said that pure friendship exists between opposite sexes.

Yes, we cannot kill all friends of the opposite sex with one stroke. You may have a few friends of the opposite sex who you play well with, and you are like buddies with them. Even if you are in the same bed, you will not have that kind of relationship.

Do you think you don’t need to report it to your girlfriend when you go out with them?

But, think about it for a moment.

Your girlfriend follows her blue-faced confidant to disco, karaoke, and karaoke. Don't you feel anything at all, yet you generously asked your girlfriend to come back later and have fun?

I believe you are not as brave as the prime minister.

If you must go out with the opposite sex, make it clear to your girlfriend in advance to reassure her.

Don’t take chances and think that you can avoid unnecessary trouble by not talking. You may meet an acquaintance by chance, and the more you explain, the more confusing it will be, and it will end in embarrassment.

I am never late for game beta testing, and I will definitely forget my girlfriend’s birthday.

The sense of ritual in love is very important.

This is why there are so many people getting certificates on May 20th and the trains for weddings on Chinese Valentine's Day are so long.

Girls hope you can remember these days.

Is it really that difficult to remember your girlfriend’s birthday when you are in a relationship? Just a combination of three or four numbers.

The most annoying thing is that my girlfriend mentioned it many times. In the end, I still don’t remember that you didn’t take me to heart so much, so let’s just say goodbye.