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The classmate said that he had no money. What should I say to be humorous?

1. If you have no money, are there any rich people in the world?

2. Are you kidding? Have you no money? How do poor people like us feel? What is face?

3, it doesn't matter if you have no money, you can pretend to have a wallet.

We all have the same interests.

Let's shake hands. I have no money for a long time.