The most classic and funny couple joke

1, our marriage is like fromage, the older the better.

On the first day we met, I was thinking that this person is unreliable, and it will be clear in a few years.

3, to be honest, this feeling of holding a fever is worse than me and the computer.

You can't always hang your ears and not listen to me. Don't you know that makes me feel stressed?

5. I feel that our relationship is more and more like a pathological gambling game, and how much is lost.

When you say, don't forget our anniversary, I also remember that I'm not ready to be disappointed.

7. Our marriage is like a crow's feet. It looks rough, but it actually contains too many details.

8. I can tell you sincerely that my care and love will never be as good as my breast enhancement and fitness.

9. Sometimes, with you, I feel that I really don't need any friends.

10, I don't think you care about obesity as much as I do. After all, our marriage is like pants that never care about the thigh root, so we can wear them however we want.

1 1, I think our marriage is like a handful of gold, pleasing to the eye, but you still have to make money in the end, and I still have to spend money in the end.

12, now you look so impressed, but you lied to me a few months ago.

13, in our marriage, who is more respected depends on whose wallet is more real.

14, our family atmosphere is probably, yelling and a little frequent hormones.

15, you cater to me and I cater to you. As a result, our relationship is not strong.