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Haha. . I personally prefer bad jokes. . In the middle of winter. . Tell a bad joke. . Everyone shook their shoulders and said, "Well... it's so cold~~"

There is a penguin whose home is so far away from the polar bear's home that it would take 20 years to reach it by walking. One day, Penguin was very bored at home and was going to go play with the polar bear. Then he went out, but when he was halfway down the road, he realized that he had forgotten to lock the door. It had been 10 years since he left, but the door was still locked. It had to be locked, so the penguin walked home again to lock the door. After locking the door, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" After the polar bear opened the door, guess what? What did he say? "Let's go to your house to play~"

The little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Ah, I'm so sorry. Not so much." "That's it." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly. The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "I'm sorry, there are still none." "That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly. . On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" The boss said happily: "Yes, yes, today we have a hundred buns!!" "The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!"

A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze.

It started to pull itself out when it was bored! Playing with hair,

One...two...three...the last one was pulled out, and no one was left.

He suddenly shouted...it's so cold! ! ………………

There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road.

The banana walking in front suddenly felt very hot. He said, "It's so hot. I need to take off my clothes."

As a result, he peeled off the skin.

As a result, the banana behind fell down.

Make a V with two fingers, what is it? Yes~~The hands are shaking and stretch down,

What is it? Yes Fallen leaves! Hahaha, I laughed to death

Once upon a time there was a little lamb. One day he went out to play and met the big bad wolf.

The big bad wolf said: "I'm going to eat you!!!"

Guess what happened?

In the end, the big bad wolf ate the lamb

There were two sausages in the refrigerator. After a long time,

As soon as the sausages shook, wow ! It’s so cold~!

The other sausage said in surprise, Huh? How can you talk if you are a sausage?

There was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day it was hit by a car while crossing the road and shouted: "Quack!" From then on, it turned into a cucumber...

A man met God one day

God suddenly became kind and planned to give the man a wish

God asked: Do you have any wish?

The man wanted to Liao wanted to say: I heard that cats have 9 lives, so please give me 9 lives!

God said: Your wish comes true!

One day, that People are idle and bored,

I want to just die, since I have 9 lives anyway

I just lie on the railway track,

A train turns up Drive over,

The man is still dead.

Why is this?

Because that train has 10 carriages.

My girlfriend invited me to watch a movie at her house. After arriving at her house,

she wrote the word "movie" on the wall with a pen,

the two of us sat on the toilet and watched.

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: Please let me go, don’t roast me to eat.

The man said: Okay, then let me ask you a few questions.

Squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the man grilled the squid...

One day Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor. He bled a lot and turned into a red bean; It turned into soybeans; the wounds became scarred, and finally turned into black beans.

Xiao Ming had his hair cut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved and ran outside to cry. As he cried, he flew up...

The little penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin. "The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong?" "But, why do I feel so cold?"

The host asked: Can cats climb trees? Eagle's quick answer: Yes! Moderator: Give an example! The eagle was in tears: That year, when I was asleep, the cat climbed up the tree...and then there was the owl...

A sausage was locked in the refrigerator

It felt very cold, and then I looked at the other one next to me, felt a little comforted, and said, "Look at how frozen you are, your whole body is covered with ice!" As a result, the other one said, "I'm sorry, I'm a popsicle."

Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said: I am so tired, I feel like my whole body has softened...

A woman trembled when she encountered a robber. : "I am from XX school. I have just graduated. I have not found a job. I really have no money..."

After hearing this, the robber burst into tears and said, "Sister, I am also from XX school. Take it." Good student ID card. The person who was robbed in front of you is from XX school. Don’t worry, Allah will never rob your own people!”

I just saw something like a news scroll bar at the top of my senior sister’s computer screen, and the text on it was over. Very fast.

I’m curious: Is this a lyric?

Sister: Yes!

Sister: Why does it go by so fast? Didn't even see it clearly!

Sister: Jay Chou’s! !

There was a fat man...

Jumped from a tall building...

The result became... ..

Damn Fatty..

One day,

A buck ran faster and faster,

ran to

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