The homophonic paragraph is short, 15 words.

1. After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!" Now, please talk to the township head! )

2. A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to make a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! Without pickles, pickles are too expensive! " Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! )

3. A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. When he arrived in Beijing, he wanted to go by plane. He was afraid that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement, so he sent a telegram to the manager: "There is an opportunity, seize it?" ?

When the manager received the telegram, he thought it was an "opportunity" to conclude the transaction and immediately called back: "Take it if you can." When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, the manager refused to reimburse the air ticket expenses on the grounds that he was not qualified and would not be reimbursed by plane. The salesman took out the manager's call back and the manager was dumbfounded.

4. During the festival, the rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

5. In the driving school theory class today, the teacher said, "Anyone who causes a serious traffic accident to escape is forbidden to drive for life." A girl in the back raised her hand and said, "Then I will never get married?" Everyone laughed their heads off. ...

6. On his deathbed, Grandpa called his young and ignorant grandson to the bed and said with his last breath, "Son, it's good to be an official in this world!" The little grandson is an obedient child, and he firmly remembers grandpa's words before his death. Many years later, he finally became the best coffin manufacturer in the village.

7. A woman comes to a man's house to play. The woman teased the man and said, if you have a piece of land, I will marry you. Then the doorbell rang, and the courier brother said, sir, there is a courier for you!