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Andres Nicholas D 'Alessandro's fan essay.
When Alessandro was depressed in Wolfsburg in the Bundesliga, many fans in Argentina did not forget his glory in the riverbed. They affectionately shouted to the big head, "Come back! You big head fish lost in a foreign land; Only in the pure rivers of La Plata can you really swim freely ... "
However, in the German automobile capital, D 'Alessandro did not intend to give up-as he once told reporters, "I like to do everything with all my heart, this is my way." He devoted himself to the cultivation of driving skills and tried to control Wolfsburg, a Volkswagen that seemed a bit clumsy to Argentines. When the reuse of head coach Graetz was doubted by his teammates, and when the teams responded to his gorgeous dribbling with killing tactics, Datou once made Wolfsburg go ahead at full speed in the Bundesliga with his own efforts, occupying the first place, and his Argentine compatriot Kerry Muviz in the company also occupied a place in the scorer list because of assists. However, the good times did not last long, and the rigorous and rigid German football could not understand the true meaning of tango dance. So we saw that the once happy bighead carp became depressed day by day. In order to change his luck, he even changed the bald image that had been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people and grew his hair. At first, I was really not used to this slightly flamboyant hairstyle. Now I think the blonde hair standing up in the middle is showing the will of the big head never to give up.
After all, the wait came to an end, and the moody fate made an incredible decision: on the last day of the winter transfer period in 2006, D 'Alessandro was mysteriously loaned to Portsmouth, nicknamed Pompeii. Portsmouth? This name will first remind me of the Portsmouth Peace Treaty or Portsmouth University, but it is a blank for football. The Premier League is already the "hell" of Agenyan's technical midfield (think of Long Ge, who was stronger than the big head before), but Portsmouth, where D 'Alessandro wants to go, is just at the bottom of the Premier League! The strange thing about this transfer is: how can a Premier League team that has been struggling to avoid relegation pin its hopes on a young Argentine who can only play with flowers? What spell did God cast to make Redknapp's mind hot and dream of playing in the Premier League where power-based play is rampant, and doing experiments on a vice squad leader? However, when D 'Alessandro resolutely anchored the boat of destiny in this military port in the south of England, after several games, the emaciated Argentine quickly integrated into Pompeii and won the trust of Lao Lei. After half a season, Portsmouth successfully relegated with this different style of play, so there is no need to answer the above questions. Redknapp's experiment was successful, and the big head was unanimously recognized by fans and teams. Even when there are still several rounds in the Premier League and Pompeii is still not out of the relegation circle, some neutral fans still hope that they can successfully avoid relegation and make the Premier League look better next season. ...
If you pay attention to the Premier League this season, you will find that Portsmouth, a wealthy Russian businessman, is temporarily ranked sixth in the standings, just like a dark horse. However, in fact, this season, Lao Lei has already returned to the bold British style of play. Although his grades are good, there is nothing new in the Premier League team. With the support of Abu II, Pompeii may achieve better results, but I think even after several years, there will still be fans who remember that Pompeii had a gorgeous No.4 player in 2006 and avoided relegation by virtue of technical flow. Big-headed fans will never forget the gorgeous La Boba in the cold wind of Fratton Park Stadium, nor how carefree a big head fish once swam in a military port in southern England.
All this seems to have become a legend floating in the wind. ...
Second, Big Head, your sweat makes the lawn of Laroma Radar grow wild.
On Monday afternoon, it was sunny. A little Spanish boy is running happily in the radar field of Laroma. His father is mowing the lawn. Suddenly the child stopped and asked, "Dad, why does the grass grow taller in some places than in others?" Father smiled, and then silently led the little boy along the high grass on the court. Looking at the child's puzzled expression, the father pointed to a poster of 10 players on the sidelines and said, "Do you know? We just walked the route he ran on the court ... "
After helping Portsmouth stay in the Premier League, fireman Alessandro was also recognized by the club. However, in the face of the coach's efforts to retain (Lao Lei even intends to build a team next season with this as the core), Datou has set his sights across the strait and invested in warm southern Europe. His passionate heart is doomed to be unable to resist the call from the ancient city of Zaragoza, Spain, and the temptation of 10 jersey-landing in La Liga, a technical stream. Isn't this his dream when he was in Germany? So Big Head threw the No.4 jersey that didn't belong to him into the black water of Portsmouth Harbor. When the plane crossed the English Channel, he seemed to hear his heart shouting, "La Liga, I'm here at last!" "
In Zaragoza, bighead carp is like a duck to water. Zaragoza has a fantastic start in the new season. The bizarre assists of the big head made compatriot Mi ranked first in the shooter list, and was also rated as the best improvisation for many times. Alessandro, who came to Spain, seemed too excited (perhaps influenced by the matador culture); On the court, he often talks with referees and opposing players. When he is dissatisfied with the referee's decision, he will immediately pretend to be surprised, put his head in his hands, or forcefully wave his fist down as a vent-for this reason, he has to apply for a yellow card in almost every game. When the big head is in good shape, fans will find these radical actions cute and reflect the initiative. However, Datou's trip to La Liga is doomed to be not smooth sailing, and Alessandro's state has greatly declined before the halfway. Despite Emma's hard support, Zaragoza, a typical mid-stream team, can only rely on the normal operation of dual cores, otherwise continuous victories can only be extravagant hopes.
We don't know that the decline of the big head was caused by Fei Shuai's tactical arrangement (he never let D 'Alessandro play his favorite position; I also saw several times that the big head expressed dissatisfaction with Fei Shuai when he was replaced in the second half. Only with the decline of Zaragoza's record, Datou was even booed by some fans after a certain game. In the following league games, he was rarely put on the bench by Fei Shuai and was replaced in the second half. As a big-headed fan, of course, I will be anxious about his delay in performance, but whenever I see his focused expression on the court and his sweat standing on the post when the other side kicks off the corner, I will sincerely believe that big-headed will break out again, and I will!
After half a season, I have devoted a lot of feelings to Zaragoza, Duo-Core and Mie Brothers. I still remember Les's goal, Xiaomi's wonderful save and the wonderful cooperation between China and China. However, what impressed me the most was actually the following simple picture. At a home court, in the second half of the game, the cameraman gave a close-up: I saw Alessandro landing on one knee with his head down and his shoelaces tied; Sweat dripped from his face into the grass and penetrated into the depths of the soil-this hot sweat, coupled with the pious appearance of the big head, suddenly made me feel that he was not tying his shoelaces, but conducting a mysterious ceremony of a certain Sect. ...
I feel deeply about this scene, and I can't let it go for a long time. I often fantasize that after this mysterious ceremony, the grass at the foot of the big head will grow wildly under the irrigation of sweat. I understand that the sweat on the radar field in La Roma is a symbol of D 'Alessandro's persistence in never giving up and always going all out. Looking at the big head sweating in the 10 jersey, I often recall the figure of Wolfsburg who just grew his hair and struggled in the Bundesliga in the later period, the excited expression after scoring the first Premier League goal in Pompeii, and the tears that the big head couldn't hold back at the wedding. These images crisscross my memory, but the doll-like face remains the same.
While writing these words, I learned that Big Head helped Zaragoza beat Barcelona in Camp Nou with his excellent performance (in fact, Zaragoza had a chance to win away from home in the league, but his luck was a bit bad), which may be a kind of praise from God for his efforts in coming off the bench in the last round. I don't know when the dawn of Big Head will come. For me in the dark, all I can do for the big head is to wait piously. In the dark night of my life, I will shoot a gun in the air and cheer for Big Head and myself.
Three, big head, I'll shoot you late at night.
midnight
Fill your eyes with black.
Even the moment that occupies the soul.
I'm on an endless road
In a closed alley
Feel the way forward
You don't have to know what hope is.
There is no need to know where this road will extend.
Use it as dark as night.
My hands are as black as the air around me.
Holding an abstract gun.
Deep down in the dark
Cast this abstract gun with melancholy
Polish it with resentment.
Use loneliness as its deadly bullet
Load this bullet with rebellion
This alley torments my feet.
I don't seem to have the strength to walk until dawn.
However, I will never ask fate for mercy.
I already know its ugly side.
Big head, let me despise fate with you.
Even if it can play us in the palm of your hand
Laugh at it loudly when it's not there.
Please believe that whether the dawn will come or not.
I will use up my last strength
Pull the trigger with trembling fingertips
Towards the absurd dark sky
Shoot a bullet I'm not afraid of.
You will hear short and decisive shots.
You will know who it is.
Shooting for you late at night, he is 25 years old today. No matter how beautiful his goals against Chelsea and Manchester United are in the future, people will not think that he is a rough jade. After all, there is only one Tony in these years after the age of 25. In a few months, he will have a baby. With his personality, he will never regard football as the most important content in life ... He will almost certainly not be able to go to this year's World Cup. Even if Romeo and Emma are injured at the same time, Grandpa Pei will focus on preparing Messi, so there is no way to become famous ... Okay, okay, the big head is finished, and he will be an ordinary player in the future. If the team with the obscene name is downgraded, a young and famous player, a player who used to be the main force of the world's top team and the core player of the Olympic champion team, many people will say "Shang Zhong Yong" at this stage. ...
But big head is not a loser. No matter when, he will never give up his efforts and struggle. When this stubborn little man fell down again and again in the long Bundesliga, we saw the corners of his mouth when he got up and left to one side. People can't forget pride. I believe he will be so stubborn and proud even if he goes to the championship and the Bundesliga .. The ball was kicked out. As long as you have a correct attitude, there is nothing you can't conquer. When he first arrived in the Premier League, he was worried that he would give in and fall-after all, even Veron, who was much more Europeanized than him, could not adapt. But he didn't bow his head. It's just that the ball was a little faster, played a little harder and the referee was a little loose. I just insist. Who do you have in mind? "One Ball Becomes Famous" is also a round-faced Santiago. Maybe he won't go to Real Madrid to watch the World Cup like the kid in the movie, but they are really alike.
Gradually, things got better. From the iron bench to the main force, from the main force to the core of the coach's mouth, the overtaking of the British big head is more and more like that, accompanied by Portsmouth's unbeaten. If you avoid relegation this season, it's not bad to stay here … or go back to the Bundesliga to look after the children? Stuttgart, well, if only we could get there ... well, our requirements are very low. We don't expect him to lead the team to sink Inter Milan like Romi, and we don't expect him to bring the championship to Argentina like the king of the ball. Although once considered to be the most like an old horse, he has Messi, aguero and a big head of 25 years old ... as long as he can live a happy life, even if it is a dull life.
In other words, he will be 29 years old four years later. Who knows? Maybe he is already the core of Real Madrid's midfield, or maybe he went to an Austrian team. Ping ... Maybe he will score two headers in the World Cup final-a man should be entitled to dream, but for now, let's live a dull life with the big head. He seems to be far away from us, and with this exaggerated nickname-Big Head, this young man on the grassland of pampas feels like one of the characters in the comic book story. Andres Dali Sandro, a distant name, was first known to the world at the World Youth Championship two years ago. Although it is hidden in the light of teammate "Rabbit" saviola, it does not damage its brilliance at all. If the rabbit's golden ball award is widely expected, then the big silver ball award suddenly appears.
After two years, nothing seems to have changed. Most of his former comrades-in-arms went to Europe, and Dali Sandro still stuck to the riverbed. In the past two years, "Big Head" has become synonymous with this club from a substitute player, and has become a banner over enos Ellis. It seems smooth sailing. His name is always associated with some top clubs in Europe, but he will never find the joy of success. He is not the king here and may leave soon, but Dali Sandro has not waited for his coronation ceremony.
Perhaps many years later, Dali Sandro, who is far away in Europe, will still remember the quarterfinal of the Libertadores Cup with Cali America. Perhaps this is his last chance to hit the peak of South American football. However, after that crazy and almost bloody game, all hopes were dashed. Colombians have no special way. They just isolated "Big Head" and cut off all contact between him and his teammates. So what we saw in that game was a lonely warrior. He always tried to get rid of layers of entanglements, but all he could see was the figure of his opponent. He couldn't find Kavinaji in front of him, and his thin body was put down by his opponent again and again. The result of the fiasco seems to have been doomed. For the young riverbed, Cali's American home is as terrible as hell. For the first time, riverbed teenagers showed their age weakness, and their efforts for more than half a year were in vain.
This is the seventh year that Riverbed missed the semi-final of the Libertadores Cup in South America. Over the years, Riverbed seems to have made the same mistake as their Spanish brother Barcelona. It never lacks talent or performance, but at the most critical moment, it always breathes. For big head, if this is the end of his game in America, he will regret it all his life. After this game, many people criticized the two cores of Riverbed Team-Dali Sandro and Kavina Ji Tai-for being weak and failing to show the value of stars at the critical moment in have it both ways. But they forgot the ages of these two people. Datou was born in April 198 1, and Kavinaji on the peak line is younger. Although he has been with the team for many years, it is understandable that he failed to play the highest level in the face of his opponent's tenacious fighting. Moreover, the Riverbed team can play in the cruel game now because of their talented performance.
But in any case, regret is irreparable. Although the first appearance in the international arena was amazing, the road taken by the "big head" in these years was not smooth sailing. Dali Sandro and saviola were best friends from the youth team, but they only played together for a few minutes from the first team of Riverbed. Being famous as a young friend is a great pressure for him. When saviola was invincible in South America and became the "Four Kings" of riverbed with Ortega, Amar and Angel, "Big Head" was still waiting for the opportunity in the second team. Even in the Argentine youth team, he was selected because the coach wanted to arrange a stable substitute outside Romanori and Rodriguez. Therefore, in the first few games of Argentina in the 200 1 World Youth Championship, he participated as a substitute. Being able to make a blockbuster is entirely the result of your own efforts. In Riverbed, Amar is the undisputed center of midfield. After Amar left the team, Donkey Ortega took his place, and Dali Sandro was still the substitute. After all the four heavenly kings left the team, he won a stable main position. However, for him with almost zero league experience, the pressure at that time was too heavy. The departure of a large number of core players has greatly reduced the overall strength of riverbed, and all the players in this team have almost disappeared. For "Big Head", Amar's great success is an unavoidable fact. Only when they are as good as their predecessors can they be truly accepted by picky riverbed fans.
Maybe my point of view is a little biased, but from the growth experience of myself and people around me, pressure is the biggest motivation to move on in many cases. Of course, reducing the burden is not a bad thing, but many times, too comfortable life and too smooth growth environment will often become the biggest obstacle to growth. We have all been or are facing growth. Perhaps you will find that our potential can only be brought into full play under extremely severe circumstances. When Dali Sandro becomes the core of riverbed midfield, veterans like Comisso and Rojas, and young people like Lopez and Amar, who rise from the second line, have to bear more responsibilities. The final result of this combination surprised everyone. A new generation of stars has completely filled the gap left by their predecessors. He initiated most of the team's attacks and his teammates gave him full trust. In the transition from defense to attack, teammates will consciously give him the ball and launch various tactics around him.
Dali Saunders, like some midfielders in Argentina in recent years, is short and feels very thin on the court. When I first debuted, I got the nickname "Big Head" because of my prominent forehead. As a left-footed player, in addition to playing the front waist, he often plays on the wing and appears on the court as a winger. Of course, the real attraction is his dazzling and gorgeous footwork. Dali Sandro is not the kind of player who only cares about dribbling. His good overall situation and excellent passing skills are all in the eyes of fans. In recent years, Argentina is rich in such technical organization midfielders, and most of them have proved themselves in the European arena. "Big Head" has not landed in Europe yet, so only the domestic league and the South American Libertadores Cup will test him. From these games, we can see that the skill of the big head is impeccable, the level of free kick is absolutely world-class, and both ability and temperament are the best choice for the team. However, we should also see worrying places. In the game, the big head can't undertake too many defensive tasks and his physical condition is average. If he participates in defense more, his offensive power will be greatly reduced. This seems to be a common problem of talented Argentine players, and the physical gap makes many of them struggle in Europe. The magician Riquelme is an example. He doesn't need to prove anything, but after joining Barcelona, he can't integrate into Fan Jiaer's overall defense system, and his performance is sometimes good and sometimes bad. Of course, there are reasons for the coach, but his own lax defense is also one of the main reasons.
On the other hand, the technical Dali Sandro is often unprepared for his opponent's brutal defense. It's not just a game against CaliAmerica. In some matches in the Argentine League, the "big head" often shows a look of being at a loss in the face of the brutal foul of the opponent's defense. Opponents can cut off the contact between big head and teammates, thus destroying the coherent cooperation of riverbed team, which is also the main reason why young riverbed can't win in some tough battles. However, for rival Dali Sandro, this is the bottleneck that he must break through. Europe is much more tense than South America, and the tightness of defense is not comparable to that of Argentina. If he only maintains the current level, he will find it difficult to succeed in Europe, and perhaps he will only be as prosperous as his predecessors Ortega and Gallardo, and eventually he will gradually become mediocre and "disappear from everyone."
Although the Argentine league is still in progress, the future of the big head is long gone. As early as two years ago, rising star Dali Sandro has become the target pursued by major European clubs. Both Inter Milan and Juventus have expressed their determination to win. Last year, roberto bettega, vice president of Juventus Club, went to Riverbed Memorial Stadium to watch his game. Although the Riverbed team finally lost to the opponent, the former legendary star of Juventus still admired the spirituality and footwork of "Big Head" on the court, and said that he would take all the Riverbed twins Dali Sandro and Kavinaji into the bag. Inter Milan boss Moratti also expressed the same wish. Young people in the Argentine League have always been the keen targets of European giants, and they will not give up every talented rookie easily. Riverbed team has been the largest star export base in South America for many years, and every player who walks out of here seems to set off a storm in Europe. Such a flow will always bring unpredictable influence, but for each party, it is said that the original choice will determine everything in his future. Sometimes I think of the glory of Ortega, a little donkey, and it hurts me to watch him drift and die in a gloomy stage. Those seemingly innocuous flattery, those young and frivolous rhetoric, have long since dispersed with the wind, leaving only lonely souls. Sobbing softly after every performance. . . . . .
So I really wish the rest of the geniuses good luck. Although there are many followers, Dali Sandro has a heart. Saviola, a childhood friend, has established himself in Barcelona, and he has become the main force of the new Argentine national team. As we said before, except in the youth team, there are not many opportunities for "Big Head" and "Rabbit" to partner in official competitions. So Dali Sandro's dream is to go to Barcelona and fight with his friends. As early as the first year when saviola joined Barcelona, he recommended Dali Sandro to the management of the team. Barcelona also appreciated the talent of "Big Head" from top to bottom, but only gave it up temporarily because of Riquelme's joining. But we know that many clubs in Argentina are inextricably linked with clubs in Spain, and the relationship between Barcelona and Riverbed is even more special. With the impact of the economic crisis in Argentina, the prices of players sold by clubs are far from those in the past few years. Under such circumstances, seeking stability is the best policy for all domestic clubs in Argentina. It is said that Riverbed and Barcelona have reached an understanding on the issue of Dali Sandro. If he leaves South America, his first stop in Europe will definitely be Barcelona. At first, the biggest obstacle was the former head coach, Dutchman Fan Jiaer. What happened in Riquelme in the first half of the season should be clear at a glance. Fan Jiaer insists on the game style of complete football. The Argentine's skill should have been brilliant in attack, but the weakness in defense is more prominent, even giving people the feeling that they can't keep up with the rhythm. When Dali Sandro came into contact with Barcelona, many people worried that Barcelona's play would overwhelm the "big head" technology in total football's powerful play, and it would be busy in the frontcourt and backcourt, wasting energy unnecessarily. But now this worry no longer exists. Although rumors about Beckham's transfer to Barcelona are rampant, Dali Sandro is still looking forward to meeting his friends and forming the sharpest Argentine trident with saviola and Riquelme, so as to regain his dignity for the struggling Barcelona. "PS: At that time, it was also decided that Baker would come to Real Madrid.
It is difficult for us to predict where we will be in the future. Just like Dali Sandro feels now, he is still working hard for Riverbed's next league title. Everyone has his own mission and will not change because of the change of environment and destiny. Every responsible person will stand in his last post, although his fate is unpredictable. I respect such people. Life is a long and lonely journey, but we are no longer used to watching. Walking out of your own world is a new sky.
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