What are the funny puns and jokes in different languages?

I can't remember who is a Spanish joke, which is based on the following language background: 1. Spain salutes the king or queen with sumajestad (equivalent to your majesty in English) 2. The verb prototype of the word "choose" is escoger, its imperative sentence (equivalent to the imperative sentence in English), and the third person singular usted(usted means "you" to respect the second person singular. The verb prototype of the word "Shi" is ser, and the verb prototype of the word "Shi" is es (equivalent to IS in English). The word "lame" is called cojo, which is its adjective prototype. If it's a man, it's cojo. If it's a woman, it's coja. The following is the text: In Spanish history, there was once a lame Reina (equivalent to the queen in English) one at a time. The priest brought a big bunch of flowers to Reina and said to her, "Suma sumajestad, escoja". Here's the explanation: the minister's statement was originally meant to be "Your Majesty, please choose a flower", but it sounded like "sumajestadescoja", which means "Her Majesty is lame" ... Hahahaha, the witty minister may be the only one who smiled again after playing for a long time.