An interesting and serious nonsense.

1. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?

When you borrow money, you must borrow it from a pessimistic friend. Because you borrowed money from him, he never expected you to pay it back!

I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

No matter what you do, stick to it and don't be afraid of failure. They say failure is success, mom. If you pursue her baby, of course you should smile at her mother.

5. When you are in a bad mood, delete a few friends from WeChat business, not for anything else, just to make them feel that the road to entrepreneurship is not smooth sailing.

6. My wife looked in the mirror and asked me, "Honey, to be honest, what do you think of me?" I said, "Although beauty and wisdom are not equal, at least you have one." "Beauty or wisdom?" "It's a serious illness."

7. Reasons for being single so far: It is not easy for acquaintances to start, and it is not easy for strangers to speak.

8. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

Saying good night doesn't mean I'm going to sleep, but I'm closed. I want to play mobile phone quietly alone.

In your mother's eyes, you only have two ages: "How old are you" and "How old are you", and these two ages may cross.

Don't call me short, it's because I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I'm not tall now.

Take out the mirror when you are in a bad mood. Experts say that people will feel better if they see more beautiful things.

Thirteen. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

14. I don't understand why my parents are angry with me because I slept at home for a day. Obviously, I stayed away from the troubles of the outside world, didn't spend a penny, and didn't make trouble outside.

15. Most of the pranks of ugly people are true, because being good-looking and unreasonable is called coquetry.

16. Admit it, you lied to yourself last year that you could wear it for a few years if it was more expensive. When you opened the closet this fall, you pretended not to see it.

17. An employee bought a cup with the words "I want a raise" printed on it. Point these words at the boss at every meeting. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup, which said "fuck off"!

My present situation: I am too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be a lover, too hungry to know what to eat, and too sleepy to sleep.

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while first, or my life will be incomplete.

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10. The average woman will encounter two entangled natural enemies in her life: one is to eat or not to eat, and the other is to buy or not to buy.

2 1. Don't hate being fat. You eat every fat on your body. Say, what do you have to complain about?

Twenty-two I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

Twenty-three The food fell to the ground.

Pick it up in five seconds. It depends on the poverty level. If you are poor enough, you can get it done in a minute.

I fell in love with my bed, and we were made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, jealous little man.

25. New definition of moonlight clan: I will eat whatever the dog eats at the beginning of the month, and I will eat whatever the dog eats at the end of the month.